Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

22. | new flavor

justin | audrey

『3:03pm』

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"Hey sweetheart!"

"Somebody's happy. . ."

"Isn't it a great day? The sun is shining, the birds are singing. . ."

"What got you so happy?"

"Nothing, I'm just happy today."

"There is a reason for that."

"Do you really want to know?"

"Would I be asking if I didn't?"

"Good point. . ."

"Well? I'm waiting"

"Ezra got me a date with this girl I've liked for a while. . ."

". . .A . . . date?"

"Yes a date!"

". . .Oh."

"Oh? That's all you're going to say?"

"What do you want me to say?"

"I don't know, Congrats or something!"

"Congratulations."

"Why are you speaking to me like this?"

"I am speaking normally Justin, how do you want me to speak?"

"You're speaking like you're pissed, I know that tone."

"Well I'm not."

"Are you jealous?"

"Why would I be jealous of you?"

"Then why aren't you happy for me?"

"I am, it seems like I don't really know you, I thought you didn't do dates. . ."

"I don't, but this girl is an exception. I've been eyeing her for a while and Ezra talked to her for me and yeah. . ."

"Seems like you really like her."

"I guess."

". . ."

"I want to take her out for a few dates and I'm sure in a few weeks I'll be bedding her ass."

"You are such a slut."

"I'm not a slut, just a guy who has his needs and gets them in different ways."

"That's a slut"

"It's a girls name"

"That's not sexist at all."

"That's not having double standards at all."

"That isn't the same thing!"

"Isn't it?-- I know--"

"--Before you continue your sentence, make sure what you're about to say is a fact and makes sense, otherwise you're good just keeping your mouth shut before you turn this spark into a flame."

". . .You really seem pissed."

"I'm not angry."

"I bet you are jealous."

"In your dreams."

"Always."

"Then you have the nerve to flirt with me."

"I've been doing that petal and you didn't have a problem with it."

"Actually I have but, you've just been dismissing it and please don't call me that anymore."

"What? Petal?"

"Yeah, reserve that name for your new conquest."

"I've always called you petal and I'm not about to stop now. That's my name for you and only you and Candace isn't my new conquest."

"You just said you're giving her a few dates until you sleep with her which makes her your new flavor."

"She's not my conquest Audrey stop talking about her like that, you don't even know her. What I said was only just a theory."

"Fine I'm sorry about that. . ."

"Yeah whatever."

"Look I said I'm sorry---"

"---I'll talk to you when you stop acting less like a bitch."

"What the hell did you just call me?"

"You heard me."

"You're a fucking asshole Justin, I apologized, there was no need to call me a bitch."

"I just did."

"You know what? Fuck you!

"Fuck off!."

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