Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

36. | phone date

justin | audrey

『10:09am』

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"Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"

"Ugh, why would you wake me up at this ungodly hour?"

"Uh. . .Its ten am petal."

"That's way too early! Call again at noon."

"Such a cave woman. Wake up! Do you know what day it is today?"

"Its please-call-at-noon-because-I-feel-like-a-zombie-so-let-me-sleep day?"

"Uh. . .no. . .It's our phone date!"

"That's great, let's postpone it until 2 post meridian."

"No!"

"Please Justin, I'm so tired after cleaning the whole house yesterday"

"Ugh fine, you lucky that I like you."

"Whatever."

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3:00PM

"Are you awake now?"

"I am and fully dressed now we can have that phone date."

"Great, so what are you currently wearing?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Just humour me please babe. I have only my imagination, I want this date to seem as real as possible . . .well, as real as a phone date can be."

"Fine . . .I'm wearing a  floral high waisted skirt and a white blouse with white ballet shoes."

"I bet you look adorable, and I'm sure under those clothes you're sexier."

"Justin!"

"Tut tut tut, no insults petal."

"Ugh."

"So what underwear are you wearing?"

"I'm not wearing anything!"

"Well shit. . . that's kinda hot--"

"--No-no what I meant was--"

"I know what you mean sweetheart but it's nice to imagine."

"You're such a perve!"

"Only for you babe."

"You're something else Justin"

"I add meaning in your life sweetheart."

"You do."

"I'm not going to be thrown away anytime soon right?"

"Well do you want me to?"

"No."

"Then no, you're not going to be thrown away, you're stuck with me."

"And I do not mind that at all."

"Aww, you're so sweet that I might get a toothache so please stop."

" . . . Alright babe."

"Remember when I first called you?"

"Random but yes I do. I was in a pissy mood because of some stupid thing that Ezra did and then here comes this girl with her prank call pissing me off even further."

"Right from the start, I found your reactions amusing."

"I have to say . . .that prank call was the weirdest call I've ever received."

"My own version of a prank call. Mix everything up."

"I knew from there on you weren't normal."

"Hey!"

"I meant it in a good way."

"I hope so."

"I know so. Anyway I was wondering if you never made that prank call, do you think that we would we have ever talked?"

"I'm not sure, fate works weirdly. Maybe we wouldn't or maybe we would have."

"But in any other way, I'm happy we talked."

"Me too."

"So, what's your favorite memory of us?"

"We haven't made any memories."

"We have, over the phone."

"Oh, well I guess it's when you confessed you liked me."

"That was three weeks ago."

"Yeah and in a week we about to hit the one month calendar."

"I'm going to make that day special."

"How?"

"I'll make a plan."

"Okay, so what was your favorite memory?"

"When you told me you like me three times."

"I was forced into that!"

"I didn't do that, but I had the smile of a cheshire cat when you told me that you liked me. I thought it was a one way thing."

"It definitely goes both ways."

"Mutual feelings."

"Mutual understanding."

"Mutual like."

"Hey sweetheart?"

"Yeah Justin?"

"I like you."

"I like you too."

"I think this was a perfect phone date."

"It was a perfect phone date indeed."

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