Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

25. | greasy 'date'

justin | audrey

『6:56pm』

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"Hey Justin. . ."

"Sweetheart?"

"How was, um . . .y-your date?"

"I wouldn't call it a date because it was horrible sweetheart. I offered to fetch her so we could arrive together because I'm a gentleman but she declined, so I just met her at the diner and came drunk off her fucking ass, it was shameful."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously babe, I asked her who dropped her off and she said that she doesn't remember. So I guess things went downhill from there. . .or uphill in my case."

"What do you mean? Wait were did you guys go?"

"We went to Georgie's Diner--"

"You took a girl out to Georgie's?"

"I believe that's what I said."

"You can't do that!"

"Why not?"

"Its wrong to treat a girl there. It's a food HANGOUT. It's a place where you go to pig out Justin."

"So? It's still food."

"Ugh, you such a guy, it's annoying me, very inconsiderate of a girl's feelings."

"I don't get it. Is there a problem taking a girl out at Georgie's?"

"Yes! All it sells are greasy filled junk food. It's not made to treat a girl on a date!"

"I like greasy food."

"But does Crystal?"

"It's Candace."

"Ugh whatever, so does she?"

"Uh. . ."

"Exactly!"

"What was I supposed to do?"

"Some kind of fancy restaurant or just sticking to a movie."

"Oh. But the past is in the past. As I was saying it went uphill in a way that I lost interest in her when she came in drunk but somehow ended up having a . . .quickie in the bathroom with her before I took her home, she straight up told me never to talk to her again, and its not because I'm bad at sex, I'm actually terrific at it--"

"---Okay ew, I'm going to stop you there. I didn't need to know about any of that."

"You asked!"

"Not about that! I asked how your date was and you drove straight into the details. . . unnecessary details by the way."

"I like explaining so that it makes complete sense."

"Well don't, I'm still pure."

"Fine, I'll tone it down."

"Do you understand the meaning of don't, or do I need to bust out a dictionary for you?"

"Haha."

"It wasn't a joke."

"It was to me, I'll tone it down not stop because I'm not changing for you."

"Ouch. I thought we were best friends?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Best friend's listen to each other."

"Not in my case."

"You're a horrible best friend."

"I act the best friend part to a tee."

"Oh please."

"I do!"

"Of course you do"

"I actually do!"

"You didn't hear me opposing Justin"

"Whatever. What you doing now?"

"I'm getting ready to go to church"

"You're religious?"

"Yeah."

"That's cool"

"Yeah. . .what about you?"

"What about me?"

"I mean what are you doing stupid."

"Oh nothing. I'm just waiting for the guys to show so we could hang out."

"Sounds fun."

"Its a blast. I hate not being able to go anywhere."

"What do you mean? Are you sick or something?"

"Kind of, I have a horrible hay fever."

"That's sad. Do you want me to help you?"

"Do you know my address?"

"Will you tell me?"

"Can I?"

"Stop answering a question with a question."

"You're doing the same thing sweetheart."

"Whatever, so do you want me to help you or not?"

"Sure I would love you to do that but aren't you supposed to go to church?"

"Oh my gosh I'm so late, it's your fault."

"What did I do?"

"I'm late because I've been talking to you asshole."

"You can't help it but talk to me petal."

"Ugh, I have to go, later Justin."

"Later sweetheart."

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