Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

29. | too many clues

justin | audrey

『9:02pm』

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"You hung up on me."

"Hi Justin! How are you? I'm great thanks for asking."

"Hey sweetheart."

"Ugh, you're too late."

"Wh-- girls are weird."

"Boys are weirder."

"Whatever, so why did you hang up on me?"

"I had a call."

"You're lying but I'm going to let it go."

"I don't care if you think I'm lying."

"Ouch."

"Did that hurt?"

"It did."

"Well too bad."

"You didn't actually answer my question."

"What question?"

"How do I tell the girl I like her even if I haven't met her?"

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"

"Well aren't you a girl?"

"I am, but that doesn't mean I know the answer to the stupid question you're asking me."

"What got your panties in a twist?"

"Its your voice and the fact that you come to me to ask advice about girls. I know that we are best friends but that doesn't mean I want to know what you do in your private time."

"Chill Audrey, I didn't know you felt like this. You should have just told me before."

"I'm doing it now."

"Fuck, I can't do this anymore."

"Do what?"

"Keep this. I give out too many clues yet you're still stupid!"

"You have no right calling me that and what clues are you talking about?"

"I've been dropping hints to you yet, you're still so dense. It doesn't make sense! Others would have picked up on it quickly."

"What are you talking about?"

"Are you serious?"

"What the hell are you talking about Justin?"

"I can't believe this."

"Would you just fucking tell me?!"

"Look Audrey I li--"

"Audrey, where did you put my gloss?"

"Its in my makeup kit! -- 'm sorry what did you say?"

"Never mind Audrey, it doesn't matter anymore."

"You can't start a statement and not finish it."

"I just did."

". . .Whatever. Hang up and talk to the girl you like."

"I'm fine speaking to you only."

"Didn't you say you have a potential girlfriend?"

"I did, now I'm not so sure."

"Hang up and talk to her and be sure!"

"Oh fuck this!"

"What?"

"I was talking about you Audrey! You're the girl I've been fucking talking about!"

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