Randomness With Male! Indonesia

Indo's Phone

Inspired by dat pic above :v
In his case, it's about one of Indonesia's type od music, Dangdut!

M!Indonesia: Dangdut? Nah, that's a old type of music. I hate that old piece of junk. I prefer Kpop and Jpop!! Who cares about that Dangdut thingy~

M!Philippines: Can you show us your phone, please?

M!Malaysia: To prove if it's right or not~ :3

M!Indonesia: . . . . . . .
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M!Malaysia: TAKE HIS PHONE!!!

M!Philippines: SÍ!!
M!Indonesia: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

M!Malaysia: SEIZE HIM!! SEARCH HIS POCKETS!! WALLET TOO!!

M!Philippines: DOES KUYA NESSIA EVEN HAVE A WALLET?!

M!Malaysia: DUN CARE, JUST SEARCH EEEEET!!

M!Indonesia: KYAAAAAA!! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!!!!

M!Malaysia: Why the f**k would you think of that?!

M!Singapore: *brings a lot of posters of rules* Did somebody say sexual harassment-

M!Philippines: HUWAAAA!! The evil creditor is hereeee! HELP US!!!

Spain: Did somebody just say-

M!Philippines: NOT YOU!!

M!Malaysia: JUST GIMME THE GODDAMN PHONE ALREADY!!!!

M!Indonesia: NGGAK MAU!! I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU MY NOBLE PHONE!!!

M!Malaysia: YOUR PHONE IS JUST AN OUTDATED BLACKBERRY THAT CAN ONLY DO BBM!! JUST GIVE ME IT!!!

M!Indonesia: Ne- Agh!

M!Malaysia: I GOT ITTTTTT!!!!! Phil, let's go to our lair!

M!Philippines: Sì~!

*both runs to the lair*

M!Indonesia: . . . . . . . .

Spain: ...Uhhh... Señor Nessia?

M!Singapore: You okay?

M!Indonesia: *sobs* Mijn dierbare telefoon... *sobs sobs*

Netherlands: Did you just speak-

M!Indonesia: WHY ARE YOU GUYS KEEP APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE?!

M!Singapore: Blame Author-kun :v

Spain: Hehehehe~ ^^

M!Indonesia: Anjir...

Netherlands: Hey now, do not cuss. Anyway, what's with your phone?

M!Singapore: Yeah, it looks old and all cracked...

M!Indonesia: Oh, I got that phone since 6 years ago ^^ Still useable!

M!Singapore: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Spain: S-Six years...?!

Netherlands: As usual. So you remember what I taught to you back then.

M!Indonesia: Yep! And I'm worried if they use it they'll break it... I'll check those two out now.

Spain: Out of curiosity... What will you do if it breaks?

M!Indonesia: I'll breathe to calm myself up first, run into my basement, prepare all the countries vodoos, wear my cape, call the spirits, and curse you all at once :)

All: . . . . . *sweatdropped*

M!Indonesia: Anyway, bye bye!

*in da lair*

M!Philippines: Open it, Kuya Malay! I'm so ready for this!!

M!Malaysia: Yeah yeah! I just need to activate the phone... *presses the button*

*krak*

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M!Philippines: YOU KILLED THE PHONE!!

M!Malaysia: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!! IT JUST... CRACKED AND DESTROYED BY ITSELF! And calm down, It's not even alive to begin with!!

M!Philippines: No, no, that was just sarcasm :)

M!Malaysia: Huh... Okay, that's relateable. Continue, please.

M!Philippines: NOW KUYA NESSIA WILL KILL US BOTH!! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!

M!Malaysia: I DON'T KNOW!! I JUST PLANNED ABOUT GETTING THE PHONE, NOT BREAKING IT!!

M!Philippines: HUWAAAAA I STILL WANT TO LIVEEEEE!!!!

M!Malaysia: TH-THERE'S NO NEED TO BE PANIC!! L-LET'S GO TO THAILAND'S FORTRESS AND MAKE IT OURS!! HOPEFULLY WE'LL ESCAPE THE LEGENDARY INDOAPOCALYPSE THERE!!

M!Philippines: O-OKAY!!!

*back to Indonesia*

M!Indonesia: Hopefully my brothers wouldn't do anything stupid~~

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A/N
That picture made me think of this sh*t 0_0 So.... the dangdut doesn't make any sense here XD

WATCH OUT FOR INDOAPOCALYPSE 2016

M!Indonesia: I will find you. And we'll have a dinner together. I'll cook it. After that, we'll watch some movies, Sinetrons, and Korean dramas. Later on, I'm gonna kill you :)