Eyebrows II

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M!Malaysia: Wh-what should we do to gain it back?

???: Shhh, we'll get caught if you're too noisy!

M!Malaysia: And why are we in America?!

???: Exactly.

???: This is our plan, mister! Just follow us!

M!Malaysia: Oh..okay...?

???: Oh, and here! This is for you!

M!Malaysia: A black cape?

???: Welcome to the group!

???: Now, let's begin our show!

*a few moments later, in Melbourne, Australia*

Canada: America! Hey, America!

America: ..H-Huh...?

Canada: Wake Up, America! We're in dead trouble!

America: Huwaah... Good morning, Canadia... Wait, why're we tied up?

Canada: That's what I want to know!

America: Whooaa, we're kindnapped! That's super coool~!

Canada: I-It's not cool at all! Listen, we have to get out of-

???: So you've awaken, Matthew Williams, Alfred F. Jones!

???: 'Sup?

America&Canada: Huh?

???: Do you two... understand why we brought you here?

America: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MATTIEE WE'RE TOTALLY LIKE IN THE MOVIES!!!

Canada: Shhhh!

???: Hahahaha! This ol' mate doesn't know his place, eh?

Canada: *gasp* (This voice...!)

America: Uuuh, frankly, nah! I dunno why we're here~

Canada: (...Their figures, body, voices and... Why does it feel familiar?)

???: Hey, mister! You have to behave in here!

America: Why would I listen to ya, kiddo?

???: Youuuuu...!

???: Hey hey, don't be so rude to each other, okay?

???: Okay...

???: .....Uuuh...

???: Oh yeah, right... We brought you here to-

America: Yo, Mattie! What should we get for dinner tonight?

Canada: I want to say pancakes and maple syrup, but you'll probably say 'nah'... How about we have dinner in McDonald's?

America: Whoa! Good thinking there! Let's bring everybody too!

Canada: Yeah!

???: Uuh.. guys?

???: Leave this to us! Hey, Burger Boy, Pancake Boy! Stop this bullsh*t! Tell us what you guys know!!

America: Wh-What 'know'?!

???: Don't pretend to be fools. I know you guys know what we wanted to know.

???: I know you guys... what?

???: Don't stand in my way, okay, kid?

???: Hmph! >:v

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