The Story Of Saggytits

Kindergarten drama

I got up in the morning and listened to sweatshirt.

My head ached a little afterwards so I got some aspirin before getting dressed and watching Frozen.

"Sweetie" my mum shouted from upstairs "Don't forget you are going to Saggytits' house today"

"Yay yay yay, I can see daddy again" I screamed.

"No honey, your dads not going with you" my mum replied with a look of confusion on her face.

After almost getting caught, I got dressed and left.

It was quarter past but I'm sure Saggytits wouldn't mind, more time for Disney Junior and chill!

As I was walking down the road I saw Jacob in the park with another girl.

I screamed and ran towards her like my life depended on it.

"GET AWAY FROM MY DADDY" I wailed before hurling myself at her.

It was at that moment that I realised it wasn't Jacob.

It was a trash can.

"Sorry" I mumbled to the girl "They just look so alike"

We talked for a bit and I showed her a picture of my daddy.

After a while, she said she was going home to drink some Clorox.

I'm not entirely sure what that is, must be a new brand of juice!

After my encounter with the girl I walked over to Jacobs house.

I knocked on the door but there was no reply.

Finally, I let myself in.

Walking through the door, I started to hear this sound.

It sounded like moaning.

I walked into the living room to see Jacob rolling around on the floor with Jemima sucking each other's faces off.

Hastily he stood up and I could see his 5cm boner sticking out of his pants.

Lipstick was smeared all over his face.

"Daddy, daddy come back" Jemima groaned.

I ran out the door in tears.

How could he do this to me.

I felt like an orphan without my daddy, cold and alone.

Hey guys I hope you like this chapter even though it is a bit weird 😂
If you have any suggestions tell me💕
Saggytits out Xx