The Story Of Saggytits

The grandpas

Today was a big leap in me and Jacob's relationship.

I was finally meeting the remains of what once was his family.

Most of his relations had died due to his ugliness and musicallys.

They basically cringed so much that they died.

But you cant really blame them though.

I mean i always have to keep a bottle of Clorox handy if I am daring enough to venture into the app which is musically.

So anyway, Jacob did not have many relations left.

However he did have his to gay grandpas.

Bob Duncan and Donald Trump.

We went over to their tiny house.

Although Saggytits made a shit tonne of money his grandparents were very poor.

After all, Donald only got small loan of a million dollars.

As we walked through the door Bob and Donald were passionately making out on the couch.

However, when they realised we were here their lips detached and they got up from the sofa.

Donald secured his weave back in place before shaking my hand.

His hand was so fucking disgusting.

They looked as if he used Cheeto dust as soap and they were lathered in sticky white stuff.

God, you do not know how much i hope that was milk.

After all, Saggytits could probably do with some of that.

Bob then greeted me, his face still smothered with Donald's fake tan.

We discussed world "problems" over a bowl of cheetos.

Donald says they are the reason as to why his skin is florescent orange and glowing.

He eats them for breakfast, lunch and dinner apparently.

Donald explained how he was not only going to create a wall to keep the Mexicans out, but all heterosexuals as well.

Me and Jacob can stay in America though because he is a right pussy.

Hi guys hope you like this chapter!
Featuring Bob and Donald.
Is it bad that I actually ship them?
Hope you are having a nice day!!
On a side note the first chapter of my new TØP fanfic is out so if you like TØP be sure to check it out and give opinions!
Saggytits out Xx