The Story Of Saggytits

Pity Party

Finally, it was the day that shit or piss was released and i was so excited.

I threw on my fairy princess dress up costume and my plastic Cinderella heels.

Daddy Saggytits was in the bathroom doing his hair.

It took him ages as he had to get all of the rotten food and garbage out of his hair.

Thats what happens when people mistake you for a trash can all the time.

We were finally ready to go to the venue.

After a long, nerve wracking car journey we arrived at Arbys.

I mean we were going to go to Mcdonalds, but we decided that was too classy for us.

We got some shitty sandwich whatever it was and sat down at a table.

Once we had finished the sandwich shit that people refer to as Arbys i pulled a twinkie out of my peppa pig backpack as well as a fake candle.

Unfortunately, my mummy said i was only allowed a fake candle as i was to young to have a real one.

I stuck the candle in the twinkie and started singing.

"Happy shit or piss release day to you"

"Happy shit or piss release day to you"

I carried on until an old man told me to shut the naughty word up.

We walked out of Arbys and down the road.

Saggytits suddenly spun round and gave me a kinky look.

"My mum said you could come round tomorrow to play" he said.

"Okay" I said.

"Okay" he said

I felt like i was in the fault in our stars.

Except, if we were Jacob wouldn't be Augustus Waters, he would be the cancer.

He gave me a fat sloppy kiss on the cheek and walked away.

Hello people!
As you can probably tell, i am not very good at chapter endings.
Be sure to like and comment (desperate much😂)
And I appreciate feedback.
Also, i would just like to say thanks to everyone who reads my story, you guys don't know how much I appreciate you all!
Your comments really make me happy ( Enough with the slop loz)
I might do an about me chapter thing in a bit more detail.
Saggytits out Xx