I got up in the morning and jumped out of bed.
Today was the day i got to go and see daddy Saggytits.
After walking the short distance from my house to his, i walked up to his door.
Knock knock knock.
He opened the door with a mischievous smirk on his face.
"Hey, beautiful" he said.
Out of nowhere Jacobs new dog, the one that looks like a gorilla, ran up to me.
He started licking my face.
To be honest his breath smelt better than Jacob's.
"Harambe, down" Jacob shouted as the dog carried on smothering my face in his rancid saliva.
The dog finally leapt down and walked off.
Saggytits blushed.
"Sorry about that, Harambe isn't normally that lively" he said whilst staring and the ground.
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The Story Of Saggytits
Humor"Listen baby girl" he said softly "Wanna come over for Disney Junior and chill"
