The Story Of Saggytits

Arts, crafts and fake girl's weaves

I felt so betrayed. I could not believe that saggytits had gone behind my back with Jemima

crippledass. The next day of school rolled around and I walked out the door with my peppa pig

backpack. I only had time for a little makeup so I only used primer, foundation, concealer,

eyeshadow, lipstick, brow pencil, eyeliner, and mascara, the usual routine for a six year old. I

walked to school but Jacob wasn't there. Apparently, he had to go to the dentist As people were

mistaking his teeth for pieces of sweet corn.

As I spun round and Jemima was staring right at me. The little female dog who does she think she

Is. I decided to get revenge on Jemima. In class we were doing arts and crafts. There was a whole

Rack of scissors. Perfect. I crept up behind Jemima. Angrily I chopped of all of her luscious blonde

Locks. She spun round and all the hair came flying of. Except  there was a lot more hair on the

ground Then I had cut off. I glared at Jemima with dismay. Not only had a bit of hair come off, but

Jemimas weave was also lying lifeless of the floor.  The whole class burst out laughing and a little

puddle of yellow liquid was forming on the floor underneath her.

She launched her body at me and smacked me round the face, her plastic Minnie Mouse ring

scraping across my face. My foundation was ruined I ran out of the classroom and out onto the

playground.  Saggytits was just arriving at school. He came up and hugged me. I put my arms

around  his head, almost cutting my finger on his sharp pointed elf ears. We walked out of the

school gates and went to his house for even more Disney junior and chill.