"Myrtle, I love you but I'd love you a lot more if you'd calm down and tell me what happened," I sighed l, pinching the bridge of my nose at the weeping girl that haunted the girls bathroom. This was the third time this week that she'd flooded the bathroom. "I was just sitting here, reminiscing, when someone decided to throw a book at me! What am I? A floating target?!" She snapped furiously ,"you're pretty bipolar for a dead school girl," I deadpanned(get it..dead. panned, she's dead? Haha I'm so stupid). "So where'd this book go?" I asked curiously. She pointed to the bathtub and right next to it was an old,worn book. I picked it up and read the cover ,"Tom Marvolo Riddle," I mumbled curiously. "Must be the author's name," I shrugged ,"alright well I have to get back to the RavenClaw common room before curfew but you have a lovely night Myrtle,and do try not to flood the bathroom again. I prefer to bathe in warm water with bubbles,not cold water from the loo," I smiled and waved goodbye.
