Arrives At Paisley Park
YOU: Wow Your Home Is Even More Beautiful Than The Google Images ...Um Not That I Used To Stalk You Or Anything 😅
PRINCE: Ill Pretend Like I Didn't Hear That 😂 Lets Go In
YOU: *walks in* OMG 😱 This Is Absolutely Amazing ! It's HUGE! And It's Just Your Employees Here ? Don't You Ever Get Lonely ?
PRINCE: I Had My Moments of Being Lonely...But Now I Have You Here. The Fact That You'll Be The First Person I See When I Wake Up, And The Last Person I See Before I Go To Sleep...Just Gives Me So Much Comfort.
YOU: Prince...Do You Think We're Moving To Fast? I Mean Just A Few Hours Ago, You Hadn't Even Met Me ..This Is Really Still Shocking To Me And I Don't Know ..
PRINCE: Babe , I Won't Ask You To Do Anything You're Unsure Of. So If You Need Time To Think About Moving In With Me, That's Fine.
YOU: I'd Be Crazy As Hell Not To Move In With A Guy That's EVERY Girl Is Dying To Be With.
PRINCE: *Pulls Out Carrot & Chews* That's True
YOU: Seriously Babe Where Are The Carrots Coming From ?!
PRINCE: 😂 Dont Worry About That, Follow Me 😘
YOU: *Follows Prince* Wow Is This Your Bedroom? 😍
PRINCE: Yup, This Is Where I Lay Down The Law 😏
YOU: 🙈😭 Can We Please Finish The Tour Of The House ?
PRINCE: 😂 Sure Babe C'mon
Prince Shows You The Rest Of The House ...
PRINCE: So What Do You Think ?
YOU: I Love It So Much. But What About All Of The Stuff At My House ?
PRINCE: I've Arranged For A Mover To Get Your Stuff And Bring It Here Tomorrow. So Tonight Will Be Your First Night Living Here Officially ...Unless You Want To Go Home...*makes sad eyes* 😕🙁
YOU: 😂😂 Don't Go All "Puss In Boots" On Me. I'm Going To Stay Tonight.
PRINCE: Knew You Couldn't Resist Me 😘 Go And Shower , I'm Going To Send Someone To Go Buy Some Clothes For You , Until We Can Get Your Stuff From Your House.
YOU: Okay Babe *Kisses Prince* Thank You.
*In The Shower 🚿*
YOU: *thinks* I can't believe I'm In Prince Rogers Nelson's House !! I Mean "My Man's" House ! 😭 Get It Together Leslie. No More Fan Girling. Just Be Yourself. God This Shower Feels Amazing. It's Feels Like -- PRINCE ! "When did you get in here ?!"
PRINCE: Thank God For See Through..Showers..You..Look ..Wow
YOU: So Are You Just Gonna Stand There or Take Advantage Of The Opportunity? 😏
PRINCE: You Ain't Gotta Tell Me Twice 😌 *Strips And Gets In Shower*
YOU: I Feel Really Dirty Daddy 👀
PRINCE: I Can Fix That 👅 💦
YOU: *Washes The Front Of You're Body With A Bar Of Dove Soap While Prince Washes Your Back* That's Feels Amazing Babe 😩
PRINCE: *Pulls Your Hair And Licks Your Neck* How About That?
YOU: *The Lick Catches You Off Guard , That You Drop The Soap* ...Oops .. 😅😉
PRINCE: Hmm.. Maybe You Should Pick That Up ... 🍆🍑💦
YOU: *Bends Over And Picks Up The Soap. You Hear This Strange Sound But Ignore It.
PRINCE: Damn Babe That Ass Is So --- What Is That Smell ? ...Did You Poot ?! You Did NOT Just Poot! Omg My Mouth Was Open Babe !! It's Smells Like Old Bus Seats ! 😷😷😖
YOU: Omg Omg , I Didn't Even Feel It Come Out Of Me ! I'm So Sorry Omg 😩😭
PRINCE: *Jumps Out Of Shower, Slips And Falls On Floor* What Did You Eat ?! A Garbage Disposal ?! ..
YOU: 😭😭😭 I'm Soo Sorry !
PRINCE: My Little Stinky Booty , This Shower Is Over , Ill See You In The Bedroom, I'm Going Down This Time 🐱👅💦So Don't Pull The Same Shit , Or You're Sleeping In The Backyard 😂😂😂 *Leaves Bathroom*
YOU: *Thinks* I Can't Believe I Just Farted On Prince! ALL I ATE WAS A CRACKER ! Unless ...."PRINCE?!" *runs into the room*
PRINCE: *Eating Carrots* Okay Okay You Caught Me ! I Farted Okay It's All These Damn Carrots 😂 I Had To Blame It On Someone!
YOU: 🙄🙄🙄 Lord , I Can't Believe I'm Stuck With You 😂💕
PRINCE: Forever Babe 😂😘
