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waterslide [frans]

"sans."

"what."

"it's hot."

"no shit, we're in portugal, remember?" sans said, putting down his drink. "i want something refreshing! we could go out to the swimming pool!" frisk sat down beside him and showed him the folder. "i want to go down that waterslide. that's gonna be 'sans'ational!" they chuckled. sans rolled his eyes, "right. well, if you find us a way to get there, i'll take the 'f'risk." he winked.

"DAMMIT SANS."

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"that thing is rather high, buddy. you sure you want to go down there?" from the inside, the waterslide looked actually twice as big as on the picture. however, frisk was determined to go down it. "i'm calling it, yer scared." they said. he rolled his eyes. "you would've heard my bones ratteling if i was, kiddo. but, if you're sure, grab a rubber boat thingy, we're going down this thing." he said.

the line up was way too long, a lot of the little kids were annoying and it took everything he had in him from not blowing these nasty snotfaces their heads off.  but once they reached the platform, he noticed that frisk was rather nervous. "y-y'know what? i-i think we should let the kids behind us show how it's done." they said.

sans looked at them with open eyes, not moving a single bone for a second. "really, kid? you can't spell 'frisk' without 'risk'!" he said, playfully pushing them in the boat, jumping in himself, and using his magic to send the boat flying forwards. "sans! i don't think this is a good idea-" frisk tried, but was cut off by their own scream. "live to the max!" he screamed, and they only just made it out of the curve in one piece.

"SANS!" frisk screamed hysterically, their eyes forced close and holding on for dear life. deciding to tone down on the speed, sans readied himself for the end of the slide, where they would be send upwards. once there, he jumped towards frisk, wrapped his arms around them and got them both in the water with a splash, the boat no where near.

he wasn't used to have his skull filled with water, and it actually kind of nauseated him, so the sooner he would be up, the sooner he would be fine. with frisk still in his embrace, he swam up to catch his breath.

frisk gasped for air as they flipped their hair back and opened their eyes. "wasn't that fucking awesome?" sans asked excitedly, his eyes almost lit up. frisk, however, wasn't that hyped. "what the fuck is your problem?!" they screamed. "we could've gotten hurt!" sans chuckled, getting out of the water and sitting down on the edge. "sounds like you're worrying yourself down to the bone." he joked. frisk sighed, sitting down next to him.

"but yeah, that really was sensational."