Take It Slow [Sebastian Stan - M/M]

Secret's Out

5:56pm

SebbySponge:
I just realised something though

JammyDodger:
????

SebbySponge:
it's been over 2 months and I have no idea what you look like

JammyDodger:
I'm 6ft, hairy, green and I stole Christmas once

SebbySponge:
sexy👄
But seriously
Is it okay to see a photo of you??

JammyDodger:
anything for a fan 😘😘

(Yes he's being played by Brendon Urie I am not missing that opportunity)

SHIT NO WRONG PHOTO

SebbySponge:
oh shit

JammyDodger:
oh shit???
Seb???

SEB DO NOT IGNOR

SEBASTIAN COME BACK HERE U LIL SHIT

•

Sebastian shook his head in amused disbelief. Somehow from his messages, he had gotten the mental image of James being a short, average-looking guy, but he'd knocked him straight on his ass and turned out to look like he should be in a damn magazine.

Not that that really mattered much to Sebastian, he just liked watching James get steadily more frustrated with him the longer he didn't reply.

•

7:11pm

James the Lame:
okay fine don't answer
Buuuuuut
You've seen a photo of me, so lemme see my boi's face too😏😏

SebbySponge:
...

James the Lame:
uh, you don't have to if you don't want??😳

SebbySponge:
... No
No it's not fair on you if I did that, just

Promise you won't freak out, okay?

James the Lame:
oh god you're not secretly 80 are you

SebbySponge:
god damnit I'm trying to be serious stop making me laugh
But
Yeah
Please don't freak out

James the Lame:
oh
Oh my god
Oh my god I'm

SebbySponge:
fuck I knew this would happen, for fucks sake

James the Lame:
I NEED TO KNOW HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT IT LOOKS SO SLEEK ANd
wait what??
What's wrong mate?

SebbySponge:
you don't recognise me at all?

James the Lame:
oh sweet christ on a bike you're not one of my ex's are you??? 😱

SebbySponge:
... Let's try again

Ringing any bells at all???

James the Lame:
wait
Omg you're the guy who played Bucky???
Oh my god wow
I have so many memes of you lmao
Here look

SebbySponge:
wait is that all you're gonna say about it?
You're just chill with this???

James the Lame:
well no
I'm pretty much dead and halfway to the morgue but
The memes were more important than your fame tbh

•
Sebastian closed his eyes and ran his hand through his hair, hoping the embarrassingly big grin on his face would leave before one of his co-stars saw it.
Of course.
Of course he'd react this way; because he's James Edwards, and he's simply not the kind of guy to judge you for your career or fame, he's the kind of guy who sends you weird videos at 2am because "I saw it and it made me laugh and you need to see it".

He couldn't explain the relief he felt knowing that his friend accepted him no matter who he was, he even felt a little guilty for doubting him, but he mostly felt contentment as he settled down to watch the the chat screen fill with various Bucky-centred memes.

Yeah, he was happy he still had James with him.