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---incoming call : blind boy---

"Good morrow, fair lady."

"It's 10 pm, dimwit."

"Ugh, I didn't know the word for evening, can we please just go with it?"

"Okay then."

"...."

"Uh, how'd the date go?"

"Don't ask."

"Uh, okay."

"..."

"..."

"Are you actually not going to ask?"

"HOW DID THE DAMN DATE GO?"

"IT WAS A DISASTER . Like she cringed when I used the pick up line and she doesn't like Harry Potter and she thinks Steph Curry is too good for his own good and she says 'jif' instead of gif!? LIKE WHO DOESN'T LIKE STEPH CURRY?!"

"Steph Curry is the real MVP, fam."

"See, this is why you're the best."

"I know."

"I didn't say that."

"Uhh, do you like raisins?"

"I guess."

"You should try a date sometime. Preferably with me."

"ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?"

"First things first, I am the realest."

" You're a dork."

"Only for you."

"Shut up"

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*beep beep*

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"I don't know what to do with this guy."

new text message: 

you're actually cool

-blind boy, Read : 10:18pm

new text message:

tell me something I don't know.

-just jenny♥, Read : 10:19pm

new text message :

you don't need red bull because angels already have wings.

-blind boy, Read : 10:20 pm

new text message :

oh shut up.

-just jenny♥, Read : 10 :20pm

new text message :

<3

-blind boy.

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a/n : I honestly don't know what I am doing okay xD

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