A Minus

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When you get an A minus don't whine.

Don't say your life is over,

honey, you're gonna be fine.


Don't say your Mom'll kill you.

I got a D.

That means dirty jokes,

and real death for me.


You're already predestined to succeed,

so stop with this grade-point greed.


Don't talk at all,

stop thinking you're brainless,

because people are only thinking,

"A minus my anus."

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