He vs He (Duet Poem)

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He's the dirtiest one,

the dirtiest of alls!

He always tells jokes,

about his dangly-


No he's the dirtiest one!

His mouth needs a lock!

He always tells jokes,

about his little cock-


-erspaniel! Cockerspaniel!

My stupid puppy Daniel,

the little puppy runt

And he's always joking,

about my mother's-


Car! Her car is like super dirty.

It's him with the dirtiest mind!

He's a little six year old,

and not the good kind!


Well he's thirteen,

he's a jerk,

a real meanie.


That doesn't even rhyme you baby.

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