[ thank you to the three people that voted, I can't see who but thank you. shoutout to heirettes because yeah, dramione <3 ]
do u like emojis?
Not all the time, and could you at least use proper spelling and grammar?
ur not my mum
Of course not ferret! I texted you thinking you were my mum remember?
I am not a ferret. I'm a perfectly handsome sixteen year old
Hello?
You do know you just gave your age away right? What if I was some 50 year old pedophile?
That doesn't make sense, you thought I was your mum which makes you between 9 and 30 because it's just sad if you have to text her to buy you tampons when you're above 30
That was actually smart.
I know
And that was me realising that you're still a ferret, bye bye.
Hey! You don't walk away, I do!
Oh come on, again?!
Whatever
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionUnknown Number: Mum, could you please buy me some tampons on your way home? Draco: Unless I suddenly changed sex and gave birth to you then this is the wrong number - When Hermione starts texting her rival at school thinking he was...
