Goooddd morningg!
You seem awfully happy.
You make it sound like it's a crime
You also make it sound like i'm not happy all the time
No, it's just you... seem more like a laidback kind of person.
You sound just like my friends
Wait. You actually have friends??
How funny I actually forgot how to laugh
I have that effect on people.
That or you bore them to death with math homework
Not this again.
Of course again
Until I find out what else you're good at
Math homework is so far the best thing you can do.
I can play multiple instruments, I can cook, I can sing.
Well my friends say I can.
Look at the child prodigy, i'm impressed.
And trust me, it's hard to impress me
What if I showed you a video of a panda speaking 23 languages?
Pandas don't know 23 languages.
It's a question.
I would love it.
Great, you're pathetic.
I have to work on a project at a friend's house, goodbye.
Bye
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