Does your name start with A?
B?
F?
M?
H?
J?
G?
Well isn't this a great conversation starter.
Does it?
At least one of those. Maybe all. Who knows?
You do.
Have fun guessing, I have to go back to lunch.
Unlike you I actually have a social life.
Fine, leave.
See you later tampon.
You too 😘
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FanfictionUnknown Number: Mum, could you please buy me some tampons on your way home? Draco: Unless I suddenly changed sex and gave birth to you then this is the wrong number - When Hermione starts texting her rival at school thinking he was...