South Park~ Speak (Kyle x Stan)

Another day

CRAIG'S POV
"How the fuck did Stan find out?" I say.

"M-maybe ARGH he w-w-went o-o-on your ARGH Facebook a-and f-f-found y-your ARGH r-r-r-relationship status." Tweek shrugged.

"But I did not update it. " I say

"Well it is kinda obvious when you cuddle with tweek." Token butted in.

I flipped him off. He just glared at me. I went back to eating my lunch. I sigh.

"We're not together are we?"I ask tweek.

"ARGH! N-not that I know of."

"See were not dating! I don't even like this fuck." I punch tweek lightly and he jumps. I smile at him and he flips me off. He is trying to act like me how cute. I blush and he smiles. I shrugged.

"You obviously do." Token replied. I point my middle finger towards token. I walk over to Stan and Kenny.

"We're not dating ok?" I say. Then Kenny hands Stan twenty bucks. Stan smiles.

"But you are." Kenny says. I point my middle finger towards Kenny. He frowns and I walk back to tweek.

KYLE'S POV

"Woah dude you put money on that? He is obviously lying." I say.

"Yeah." Kenny agreed.

"No he is not! They have are just like me and Kyle really close best friends." Stan said.

"We're not dating! We're not Craig and tweek. I have a girlfriend!" I yell.

"Wow I thought you would be less disturbed." Stan said softly.

"He has me. Fuck off. " Emily interrupted.

"I don't have a crush on Stan!" I say.

"What about that kiss you call that nothing?" Stan says.

"You kissed me on the cheek I did not kiss back!" I say.

"Wait you kissed this dick?" Emily jumped.

"No no it was a joke." Stan starts to laugh. I fake laugh after him. Emily shrugs.

"Heh I thought Stan was serious." Kenny chuckles in a fake town. I look around hoping nobody else heard us. Nobody payed attention.

"Phew!" I wiped my forehead briefly.

STAN'S POV
' But Kyle needs to like me. I want him to. I feel like I am gonna cry. Kyle can never find out! I have to do something quick!'

I walk out and into the bathroom where I sit in the stall and pouts. Then someone walks into the bathroom. Oh shit! I act like I am sick and wiping my nose.

"Hurry up in there." Clyde yelled. He started to pound his fist on the stall door.

"There is another stall." I yell.  kept wiping the downfalling tears from my eyes.