Unconditionally ➳ D. O'Brien [2]

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banshee added momma, pais, moony, and papa dylan to dylan o'brien needs to stop having sex

momma

i approve of this chat name

scoot mcoot

dylan my man

what the heckity heck

papa dylan

it's not like i knew it was gonna happen!

i always use protection

banshee

evidently it's faulty protection

moony

you did, after all, get two girls pregnant

one of which is my sister

the other of which is satan incarnated

pais

you must have like super sperm or something

momma

ew can we not

aURORA JUST SMILED AT ME

CAN WE PLEASE

AURORA 

SHE'S SO CUTE

MOMMA AND PAPA ARE OUT

raspberry muffin

i s2g if i have to make any more small talk with thea i'm going to sue

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