Song Lyric Pranks

18.

Song: Half of my Heart
Singer: John Mayer
Sent to: Suitor

Me: I was born in the arms of imaginary friends.

Him: Hi beautiful.

Me: Free to roam, made a home out of everywhere I've been.

Him: What are you talking about lovely?

Me: Then you came crashing in like the realest thing.

Him: Are you really saying this? I can't believe it.

Me: Trying my best to understand all that your love can bring.

Him: What do you mean?

Me: Oh, half of my heart's got a grip on the situation.

Him: Is this the day that I've been waiting for so long?

Me: Half of my heart takes time.

Him: Wait, what?

Me: Half of my heart's got a right mind to tell you that...

Him: Tell what?

Me: I can't keep loving you.

Him: But why?
Him: Can't you give me a chance?

Me: Oh, with half of my heart.

Him: I can't understand you.

Me: I was made to believe I'd never love somebody else.

Him: Didn't I let you feel inlove even a little?

Me: I made a plan, stay the man who can only love himself.

Him: Why can't you answer my question?

Me: Lonely was the song I sang, 'til the day you came.

Him: And now you're letting me feel that you need me. What's our real score?

Me: Showing me another way and all that my love can bring.

Him: I really don't get it.

Me: Your faith was strong, but I can only fall short for so long.

Him: Tell me, do you love me?

Me: Down the road, later on you will hate that I never gave more to you than half of my heart.

Him: Half of your heart? What do you wanna tell by that?
Him: That the half of your heart loves me?

Me: But I can't stop loving you.

Him: You love me?

Me: Half of my heart's got a real good imagination.

Him: I don't really know if you're serious or what, but if you are, I'm happy to know that I got the half of your heart and let me tell you this, I'll do anything that I can to get your heart's other half.

*oh no*

Me: Half of my heart's got you.
Me: Let me tell you this, it's just a text prank, Half of my Heart by John Mayer. Everything that I said wasn't true because you don't only get half the of my heart but my whole heart.
Me: I love you.

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