Song Lyric Pranks

58.

Song: Slow Hands
Singer: Niall Horan
Sent by: friend
Sent to: her boyfriend

Her: We should take this back to my place.

Him: What baby?

Her: That's what she said right to my face.

Him: Who?

Her: 'Cause I want you bad.

Him: really?

Her: yeah, I want you, baby.

Him: that's so great to know. 😍

Her: I've been thinking 'bout it all day.

Him: Thinking what?

Her: And I hope you feel the same way.

Him: of course I do. 

Her: yeah.

Him: yeah ❤

Her: Slow, slow hands like sweat dripping down that dirty laundry.

Him: dirty laundry? what are you saying?

Her: No, no chance that I'm leaving here without you on me.

Him: huh? where are you?

Her: I, I know, yeah, I already know that there ain't no stopping.

Him: what are you talking about my princess?

Her: Your plans and those slow hands.

Him: seriously?
Him: this is sounding sexually to me.
Him: I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that.

Her: I just wanna take my time.

Him: I love you.

Her: We could do this, baby, all night, yeah.

Him: don't get me wrong but is this all about having s**?

Her: Fingertips putting on a show.

Him: what?

Her: Got me now and I can't say no.

Him: I don't get it.

Her: Wanna be with you all alone.

Him: you sure?

Her: Take me home.

Him: as in?

Her: take me home.

Him: I won't do that.
Him: I want to do it when we're married already, okay?
Him: I am respecting you as a lady and as the love of my life.
Him: I love you so much. ❤

Her: no words to say, I love you too baby.

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