Song Lyric Pranks

45.

Song: Shape of you
Singer: Ed Sheeran
Sent to: Girlfriend
Sent by: My classmate

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Him: The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go.

Her: What the hell are you doing on the bar?

Him: Me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast and then we talk slow.

Her: I can't believe you're giving me this kind of answer.

Him: Come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I'll give it a chance.

Her: You better go home because I won't go there.

Him: Now take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
and then we start to dance.

Her: You better go home, I don't like you being there.

Him: And now I'm singing like, girl, you know I want your love.

Her: GO HOME!

Him: Your love was handmade for somebody like me.

Her: Stop changing the topic and just go home!

Him: Come on now, follow my lead.

Her: I said I won't go there so just go home! Is that f*cking hard?!

Him: I may be crazy.

Her: What's happening to you?

Him: Don't mind me.

Her: So you're mad?

Him: Say, boy, let's not talk too much.

Her: wtf

Him: Grab on my waist and put that body on me.

Her: You do know that I'm not that kind of girl.

Him: Come on now, follow my lead.

Her: Can't you understand?!

Him: I'm in love with the shape of you.

Her: oh what the f*ck?!
Her: Are you drunk?

Him: We push and pull like a magnet do.

Her: You are starting to turn me off. I'm not liking it, I tell you.

Him: Although my heart is falling too.

Her: I don't get it.

Him: I'm in love with your body.

Her: awful.

Him: And last night you were in my room.

Her: WHAT?!
Her: I didn't go to your house last night because I'm finishing my thesis and you are f*cking telling me this? Who're you with in your room last night?!

Him: And now my bedsheets smell like you.

Her: shht, you're cheating on me! And I can't believe you have the guts to tell me all of these shhts.

Him: Every day discovering something brand new.

Her: You're making me sad.

Him: One week in we let the story begin. We're going out on our first date.

Her: It's your girlfriend. Just letting you know because I think you're sending your messages to the wrong person.

Him: You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat.

Her: no.

Him: Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate.

Her: no.

Him: We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour and how your family is doing okay.

Her: Don't you dare text me again.

Him: Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat tell the driver make the radio play.

Her: I'm ending this up. You do know that I'm not that kind of girl so why are you fcking texting me all of this? I can't believe that it's actually happening right now. You're making me cry and I hate it because I love you.

Him: Hey, it's just a song lyric prank. It's Shape of you by Ed Sheeran.

Her: And you're involving him?

Him: But that's the truth, I'm sorry, I should not do this.

Her: Stop texting me.

Him: Oh, tell me what should I do to make it up to you?

*after 10 mins*

Her: I just listened to the song and it's great. Now to make it up to me, buy me the new album of Ed, Divide.

Him: Okay. I'll drive it to your home later on. I love you.

-

"Don't you dare laugh at her," Shawn said sounding mad.

"Shawn, it's okay." Chloe said.

"Woooaah, why Shawn?" Harry asked laughing slightly.

"Well because she's... she's my girlfriend," Shawn said as he held Chloe's hand.

"What the hell?!" Luke blurted out.

"Are you fcking sure?" Zayn added.

"Yes. Chloe's my girl," he said once more.

Chloe stuttered on what she heard, she won't believe it either. Her crush is now her boyfriend.

She looked at Shawn and Shawn gave her a 'just go with the flow' look. That's when she get that he's not serious.

What will happen next?

A. Shawn and Chloe will be left alone on the studio.
B. Zayn and Chloe will be left alone on the studio.
C. Harry and Chloe will be left alone on the studio.
D. Luke and Chloe will be left alone on the studio.