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Song: Side to Side
Singer: Ariana Grande
Sent to: INHALE... EXHALE... MOM!

This prank is INVENTED. I can't do this to mom.

Me: I've been there all night, Ariana.

Mom: Who's Ariana?

I've been there all day, Nicki Minaj.

Mom: Nicki? That lady with big fat butt?

*HAHAHAHAHA!*

Me: And boy, got me walkin' side to side.

Mom: What are you talking about?

Me: Let them hoes know.

Mom: What are you doing?!

Me: I'm talkin' to ya.

Mom: Oh you! Who taught you to talk to me like that?!

Me: See you standing over there with your body.

Mom: What?! You! Do you know what you are saying?!

Me: Feeling like I wanna rock with your body.

Mom: OHH! You're making my head boil!

Me: And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin'.

Mom: Think about nothing?! Think what your dad is going to do with you!

Me: I'm comin' at ya.

Mom: You better come home!

Me: 'Cause I know you got a bad reputation.

Mom: Are you really saying these things to me?!

Me: Doesn't matter, 'cause you give me temptation.

Mom: This is disgusting.

Me: And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin'.

Mom: Stop texting me this way!

Me: These friends keep talkin' way too much.

Mom: Your friends are such a bad influence!

Me: Say I should give you up.

Mom: What?

Me: Can't hear them, no, 'cause I...

Mom: I?

Me: Mom, it's a text prank.

Mom: What text prank are you talking about?

Me: Pranking using a text, mom. I'm sorry.

Mom: You're pranking your mother?!

Me: I'm sorry.

Mom: No, your phone will be confiscated!

*And that's the reason why I can't prank my mom.*

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