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Song: Bad Things
Singer: Machine Gun Kelly with Camila Cabello
Sent to: Gay-friend

Me: Am I out of my head?

*Him or should I say her? Okay, let's stick with him.*

Him: Hiii sis!!

Me: Am I out of my mind?

Him: You don't have a mind.

Me: If you only knew the bad things I like.

Him: What bad things are you talking about??

Me: Don't think that I can explain it.

Him: You're so weird, what happened sis?

Me: What can I say, it's complicated.

Him: Complicated again?! Tell me about it! I'll really gonna kill that guy!!
Him: Girl power woohhh!! 🎆🎆

*you're not even a girl.*

Me: Don't matter what you say.

Him: Then why are you saying this if you'll not listen? 😪

Me: Don't matter what you do.

Him: You want me to go there? Say it cauze I'll fix myself first, you know, I might see some hot guys on the street while walking. 💋💜

*ewwww*

Me: I only wanna do bad things to you.

Him: To me!?!?! Ewwwwwnxjwndjsxjend!

Me: So good, that you can't explain it.

Him: I changed my mind, I won't go there!

Me: What can I say, it's complicated.

Him: What is complicated?

Me: Nothing's that bad, if it feels good.

Him: I'm about to blow now.

Me: So you come back like I knew you would.

Him: Come back?

Me: And we're both wild.

Him: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??!

Me: And the night's young.

Him: Are you on drugs?

Me: And you're my drug.

Him: EEEEEEWWWWEEEEEE!!!!!

*he's freaking out 😂 I mean she 😂*

Me: Breathe you in 'til my face numb.

Him: I'm gonna screen capture it then sent it to him!!

Me: Drop it down to that bass drum.

Him: nfosnwoxneicmekxnd

*can't find a words to say, huh?*

Me: I got what you dream about.

Him: Whaaaatt??!

Me: Nails scratchin' my back tatt.

Him: I'm blowing! EWWWW! 😷

Me: Eyes closed while you scream out.

Him: You are disgusting!!! 😷😵

Me: And you keep me in with those hips.

Him: I don't wanna touch my phone anymore! I caaaannnn'ttt!!

*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*

Me: While my teeth sink in those lips.

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