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Song: It ain't me
Singer: Selena Gomez with Kygo
Sent to: boyfriend

THIS PRANK IS INVENTED!

Me: I had a dream.

Him: You can tell me about it.

Me: We were sipping whiskey neat, highest floor, the Bowery and I was high enough.

Him: That was pretty cool.

Me: Somewhere along the lines we stopped seeing eye to eye.

Him: Is that still part of your dream?

Me: You were staying out all night and I had enough.

Him: okay, I'm sorry.

Me: No.

Him: What no?

Me: I don't wanna know where you been or where you're going.

Him: are you mad?

Me: But I know I won't be home
and you'll be on your own.

Him: what do you mean?

Me: Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?

Him: I want it to be you.

Me: Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?

Him: If you allow then you.

Me: Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?

Him: why are you asking me all of these?

Me: Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?

Him: I want it to be you.

Me: It ain't me.

Him: what? but why?
Him: did I do something wrong?

Me: No

Him: did I say something wrong?

Me: No

Him: then why are you like that?

Me: No

Him: um, you're getting weird.

Me: I had a dream.

Him: again?

Me: We were back to seventeen, summer nights and the liberties, never growing up.

Him: what's happening to you?

Me: I'll take with me the Polaroids and the memories.

Him: okay??

Me: But you know I'm gonna leave behind the worst of us.

Him: is there a problem?

Me: It ain't me.

Him: who's this?

Me: It ain't me.

Him: Then who's this?

Me: hahahahaha it ain't me because it's the song of selena it ain't me.

Him: what?
Him: is it some sort of a prank?

Me: yaaaa
Me: I'm sorry.

Him: ya fine.

Me: u mad?

Him: yes

Me: I'm sorrrryyyy

Him: but it ain't me.
Him: 😂😂

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