Sexuality and All That Jazz

Well of course I'm straight

I've always known I like boys - in a sense of romantic and sexual attraction, that is. In a general sense? Meh. My point is, I assumed I was straight before I even knew what sexuality was.

I mean, my first crush was when I was four. A boy named Sam. It didn't end well... This girl, Erin, also liked him and Sam, Sam himself, claimed he would marry her! That's one way to break a girls heart.