10 Things I Know About You

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1. You are reading this
2. You are a human
3. You can't breathe with your tongue out
4. You just tried that
6. You were too busy laughing to notice that I skipped number 5
7. You just went and checked and are now laughing at your stupidity
8. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
9. You tried that too
10. Your smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You didn't notice that I have an eleventh number
12. You checked again. And your smiling.
13. Did any of you notice this is my thirteenth one??

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