1. You are reading this
2. You are a human
3. You can't breathe with your tongue out
4. You just tried that
6. You were too busy laughing to notice that I skipped number 5
7. You just went and checked and are now laughing at your stupidity
8. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
9. You tried that too
10. Your smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You didn't notice that I have an eleventh number
12. You checked again. And your smiling.
13. Did any of you notice this is my thirteenth one??
YOU ARE READING
the book of laughter
Humordisclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata