Dad - I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
Son - No.
Dad - That girl is Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son - Then OK.
*Dad goes to Bill Gate*
Dad - I want my son to marry your daughter.
Bill - No.
Dad - My son is the CEO of the world Bank.
Bill - Then OK.
*Dad goes to President of the World Bank*
Dad - Give my son the job as CEO in your bank!
President - No.
Dad - He's the son in law of Bill Gate
President - Then OK.
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NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL BUSINESS!
YOU ARE READING
the book of laughter
Humordisclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata
