Teacher - So You have 10 brownies and a friend asks you for 2. How many do you have left?
Me - 10
Teacher - OK, what if they forcibly take 2?
Me - 10 and a dead body
MORAL - NEVER GET IN BETWEEN ME AND MY FOOD!!!
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the book of laughter
Humordisclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata
