Little Girl - Mummy, where did the Human Race begin?
Mummy - Scientific evidence says it came from a space explosion, called the Big Bang
Little Girl - Oh okay
*Little girl asks her father*
Little Girl - Daddy, where did the Human Race begin?
Daddy - We evolved from monkeys and apes
*Little girl is very confused, so she asks her mother*
Little Girl - Mummy I'm very confused. How come you said we came from a space explosion and daddy said we came from monkeys?
Mummy - Well, it's very simple dear. I told you what is right, whereas your father told you what came from his side of the family
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YOU ARE READING
the book of laughter
Humordisclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata
