Teacher - So, there are five birds sitting on a fence and a man comes and shoots one of them. How !Any left sitting on the fence?
Jack - None, because the others would have flown away!
Teacher - Well, the answer is actually four, but, I like your thinking...
Jack - OK then. Let me ask YOU a question. On a bench, there are three woman eating ice cream. One is short, one is tall and one is fat. Which one is married?
Teacher *blushes* - Well, obviously the fat one...
Jack - No actually it's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like your thinking...
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Humordisclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata
