✓ ♕Poison♕ [Joker x Reader]

Chapter 22: Ballroom Blitz

A/N: Really quick, I just wanted to say that I've made a new story called "Hot Mess", it's really good, and I think you guys should check it out.

Ok, on with the story! :P

This morning, I woke up to an empty bed... as usual. I did all my morning activities, bathing, brushing teeth and all that jazz. I ventured the house in search for my boyfriend... Joker. God, I never thought in a million years that I would ever say that. But somehow I fell in love with that psycho clown, and when I really look at the big picture... I turned out to be just like him. Honestly, all along I think I always had this madness in me. Madness, as you know, is alot like gravity... all it takes is a little push.

I walked down the stairs, sleepily, to the kitchen. Maybe he was getting breakfast, I thought to myself. I walked in and saw no one there. I decided to go to the torture room, maybe he was playing with his toys.

I passed the living room, and headed down a hallway to the torture room. As I was walking, I saw a door I never seen before at the end of the hallway. I came closer to it, and I noticed the door was a dark purple, with a green J on it. There was no lighting near the area, so maybe he wanted to keep this secret. But no secrets will be kept from me. I grabbed the door knob, and turned it slowly, trying to keep quiet. I opened the door, and stepped inside a large room, that had papers and other things scattered on the floor.

"This is one. Big-"

"Mess... I know that doll." I jumped at the voice near me, and turned around. J was sitting in a corner at a desk covered with more ass loads of papers.

"Damn it J, don't scare me like that." I sighed, relieved to see him.

"Then don't go in rooms that aren't yours." His voice became dark, but then a smile spread across his face. "Come. Sit. How's my wonderful girlfriend doing?" J patted his lap, and I came over him. I sat down on his lap, and he nuzzled his face in my hair.

"Pretty peachy... How are you?"

"Outstanding." He said, as he placed kisses on my neck.

"Why are you so... Happy?" I giggled.

"Well... It seems as though Batsy is throwing a party or whatever tonight, so we're gonna crash it." J smiled.

"Oh, well I don't think barging in there wo-"

"Of course, we're not barging in. You're gonna be our ticket in. You did mention that you and the bat are friends right... At that encounter on the rooftop..." J gritted his silver teeth. "I learned alot there."

"Are? We were... Past tense."

"Well either way, you'll get into the party, act like you and Batsy- Which I now know as Bruce Wayne- are still friends, and BAM! I get into the picture, blow a few heads, and take the bat."

"Ok, but take him? Why not kill him then and there... you've waited so long."

"That's the whole thing. I've waited so long to kill the bastard, that when I torture him, it'll be like opening a present. The prize is inside the box, he's the box and his insides is the prize." We laughed together, and I got off of him. He got up from his chair, and grabbed my waist, pulling me close to him.

"I ordered Frost to get you a very nice dress, and heels." J kissed me, as his tongue roamed freely in my mouth. Then he pulled away. "We have a big night ahead of us." I looked at his alluring blue eyes, and smiled.

"Indeed we do."

Time skip to night

I went upstairs to the bedroom to get ready for Bruce's party. I put on my make up, did my hair, now all I needed was to put on my gold dress, and heels (Picture shown above ^). They were so beautiful, and they fit perfectly. To this day, I still don't know how the fuck he got my size, but he sure does know how to spoil a girl. Once I was ready, I went downstairs and saw Joker standing at the door. He was always the first one done, but he was wearing his purple suit, with his orange dress shirt (toned chest visible), purple shoes, and gold chains.

"Stunning, My princess." He said, kissing my hand.

"Gorgeous, My prince." I wrapped my arms around his neck, and kissed him. Then I pulled away. "Lets go kill a certain bat."

When we got there, to my surprise there wasn't that many people there like I expected. But when I walked in, the party was held in one of the most beautiful ballrooms I've ever seen. It was huge, with alot of chandeliers, and a marble floor that you can see your reflection in. There were many filled tables, and medium crowds of rich folk conversing. A man with a tray with champagne on it came around the corner. I grabbed a drink, and took a sip, eyeing the crowd to find one person. Bruce.

I walked around slowly, looking at each person, giving a slight smile sometime. But I still couldn't find him. The plan was for me to talk to, and distract Bruce so J can do what we came for. The kidnapping. It would be alot easier if I could find the bastard.

"Never thought I'll see you again." A voice behind me said. I turned around and it was Bruce "Batsy" Wayne.

"Vice versa."

"What have you been up to? I see you must've gotten away from that lunatic, because I know he wouldn't let you out." Bruce said, taking a sip of his drink.

"Oh, the Joker? Yeah... I escaped." I lied.

"Mmm... Well, I'm glad you're ok."

"Me too. Anyways, how's my brother." I took another sip.

"Good I'm guessing... But Theodore quit his job." He said, as I nearly choked on my champagne.

"He... what?! Why?" I placed my drink down on the nearest table.

"When he left he said something about 'leading on his own' and 'getting you back'... then he quit. Never seen him since."

"How long ago was that?"

"The day after you left." I let out a sigh, and placed my hand on my forehead. Then I heard a explosion. The mission began.

I acted like I was a innocent bystander, and hid behind a table. I watched from behind the table as J came storming in, raising his gun at the party attenders.

"Where. Is. Bruce. Wayne. I know you're here BATSY!" He started to laugh wildly, as he walked and pointed his gun at people.

"Here. Just stop what you're doing Joker, all the killing is unnecessary." Bruce stood up from behind a table.

"Unnecessary!? HAHA, it's very necessary. How'd ya think I've controlled Gotham for all this time, huh?!" J laughed again, shooting a man cowering on the ground. Bruce stepped towards J. "Ah, ah, ah... I got a gun, remember Batman." J pointed his gun at Bruce, as the people looked at Bruce shockingly. "Now, you're coming with me." J smiled. As I watched, I saw a man come behind J, but the man didn't look like Frost. The man had a mask on, and he pulled out a gun. I wanted to say something, but I couldn't, I'll blow the cover. I thought the man was gonna shoot Bruce, but he pointed the gun at J from behind. NO! NO! I thought. I heard the gun cock, and the man placed the gun right on J's head.

"Put. The gun. Down." The man said, and J's smile disappeared. The man took off his mask with his free hand, gun still pointed at J. It was... Theodore. How could he. And then...

BANG!

A/N: Did J get shot or not, is the question. But find out next chapter. Sorry for the cliffhanger tho. Thanks to my readers for all the views, and don't forget to vote. :)