✓ ♕Poison♕ [Joker x Reader]

Chapter 40: Back

We walked up to the front door, and I hoped to god that this whole situation wouldn't turn out bad, but knowing this sudden pop up by J, I might be in for a earful. Turning the door knob , I closed my eyes, then let out a sigh. I reopened them, and went inside. To my surprise, there was no one to be found. Pam and Selina looked around the living room, and I checked the kitchen, but still there was no one. This is weird, I thought to myself as I placed my glasses on the table.

"Ok, what is going on? Is this your guys way of playing hide and seek or something?" Selina laughs a little.

"No." I said, looking at her with sharp eyes. Selina put a hand up and shrugged.

"Ok, I'm just kidding..." She said, and went to sit down. I took a deep breath.

"Well, he was here, I know for sure because this wasn't there before." Pam said, walking in the room with a glass of vodka in her hand. She set the glass down, and stood near me.

"Ugh... I'm gonna go change, this is fucking stupid. Is he trying to scare me or some shit? I'm so sick of this." I said, frustrated, as I looked away and went upstairs to my bedroom. I went in the bedroom, and closed the door. I began to take my clothes off, throwing them on the floor as I walked to the bathroom. I changed, washed my hands, and decided to put my hair up, until I realized my hair tie was in the bedroom. I walked back out to get it, only to be scared by a person on the bed.

"Boo. There's your scare." J said getting off the bed, smiling widely. He walked towards me, and stood before me, but I wasn't fazed.

"What do you want?" I said.

"Just dropped by to see your new place..." He smirked, then got serious. "Or should I say, my place." His eyes became darker with anger. "So, the real question is... What do you think your doing? I forced Frost to tell me everything, and what your doing isn't for you." I looked him in the eye and I felt the anger boil inside me.

"And how do you know that! I'm closer to getting Batman then you are, and you've been trying to get him for god knows how long! It's time to rid of that nuisance." I said.

"Batman is my concern and not yours! You think just because you kill a couple of people you can run the world and try TO PUSH ME OUT THE WAY TO GET RID OF MY CREDIT!" He get close to my ear. "Listen, sweetheart. You will never rule or get rid of him, I will. This job isn't for you."

"I'm not getting rid of your god damn credit! I'm building my own reputation. You're so arrogant." I said.

"Arrogant? So keeping you out of harms way is arrogant?! I'm trying to shield you!" J turned away from me and threw his hands in the air. "I can't believe you!"

"Stop treating me like a child... I don't need to be shielded." I spat.

"Then stop doing this kind of shit!" He yelled.

"You know what J. To make this 'even'... Either join me, or get the fuck out." I said. He turned back around to face me, and began to laugh.

"Watch that mouth of yours when you speak to the clown prince darling." He said, coming closer. I felt his anger, but he didn't show it.

"I need a mirror to do that darling." I mocked, as I saw his jaw clench, and his hands ball up into fists. "Go ahead... hit me. Do it." We looked at each other's eyes deeply, and I could see nothing but a sea of anger in his eyes. He rose his hand, and I closed my eyes and I waited for his fist to connect with my cheek. I opened my eyes to see that he lowered his head and fist, and sighed.

"I made a promise, and I'm keeping it..." J said, looking back up.

"Aww look at you being a non-abusive boyfriend." I smirked.

"Shut up, I'm still mad at you." He gritted.

"I can see babe, but are you in or out? I don't have all day." I said smiling.

He rolled his eyes, and looked away. "I'm... in." J said.

"Yayyy!" I said, engulfing him a tight hug. He tugged at my arms, and I let him go. He stepped back, and fixed his coat collar; popping it back in it's place.

"You're lucky I love you, or else I would've dragged you by your hair."

"I am lucky, indeed." I smiled, and J pulled me in for a kiss. He pulled back, and we locked eyes.

"So, you're not mad at me anymore?" I asked.

"I am, but if you give me what I want, I won't be anymore." He whispered in my ear, and grabbed my crotch. I rubbed his pants where his member is, and came closer. 

"Daddy, I'd love to but... a girl have some business to take care of." I whispered, and walked to the other side of the room to get my hair tie.

"And what type of business is more important then having angry sex with me, huh?"

"Any type." I smirked, earning a glare from J. "Let's go downstairs, I need to tell you the whole plan, and what we did today."

"We?" He asked, confused.

"Yes we. Pam, Selina, Harley, and I." I said simply.

"Harley is here?!" J made a disgusted face, and sat on the bed.

"No, she's at Deadshot's house. But don't worry, I'll make sure you don't see her, and she doesn't see you."

"And how will you do that?"

"You'll be microphoned up to me, Pam, and Selina, but not Harley, and when we do strike batty, you'll stick with us, and Harley will stay in the van to keep a lookout. We'll have different vehicles of course." Shrugging, as I spoke.

"Somewhat logical." J nodded.

"Somewhat? I think it's brilliant." I began to walk out the room. "Oh, and don't stay up here to long, we have grape soda."  J got up quickly, and followed me downstairs as I smirked. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be...

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