✓ ♕Poison♕ [Joker x Reader]

Chapter 28: This Is Gospel

"Assembling their philosophies,

From pieces of broken memories.". -P!ATD

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Joker's POV

"-FUCKER!" I yelled, after I ended the call with my long time friend, Poison Ivy. She's Harley's best friend, and when Harley and I were unfortunately a couple, she introduced me to the plant. Ever since then, we've been good friends. But the question that still floated around in my crazy head was, when did Y/N and the plant meet up? Everything is fucked... and I know who took her. I'm here perfectly fine while my doll probably has a knife to her throat. Am I still mad at her... yes. But my property will always be mine no matter what. No one touches what I claim.

"Jonny boy!" I yelled from my office. Seconds later, Frost came in.

"Yes boss?" He asked.

"Ready the vehicles, and gather the guns. I'm gonna go get what's mine." I stood up from my chair, and grabbed my long, purple snake skin coat. Frost nodded, and left the room. I grabbed my favorite gun off of the table, and placed it in my holster.

You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion.

Y/N's POV

I slowly opened my eyes, as my head hung low. I lifted my head to look at my surroundings, and I realized I was in a large, dimmed room. I tried to move my arms, but I was tied to the chair I was sitting in. Then I tried to move my legs, but my ankles were also tied. I'm screwed. I sighed in frustration, then I heard footsteps. I saw a short figure walking my way. The person had a slight limp, and something in their hand. As the person came closer, I was able to see who it was. It was a man wearing a dark colored suit, with a umbrella in his hand, and his hair looked a mess. He was kind of pale, and he walked towards me with a large smile.

"Well, well, well... If it isn't the joker's weakness." The man twirled his umbrella, and stood right in front of me.

"W-Who are you?" I asked, slightly scared.

"My dear, I am the penguin." He reached his hand out to touch my face, but I moved my head back. "No need to be shy... you're mine now."

"I'd rather die..." I spat.

"Oh no, no, no. Darling if that were to happen... you'll ruin the plan."

"What plan you ass?" I asked, as the penguin started to circle around me.

"Hmm... what plan... Oh yea! The plan of getting the joker! Well, it's quite simple really... You are the bait, and joker is the fish. I'll reel him in, and gut him like he should've already have." He continued to circle around me, as I struggled in the chair.

"No! You won't!"

"But I will... You see, we had a deal. The deal will be something that you'll never find out, but I'll have you know that the joker is a trader. He left me high and dry in that damn deal, as he and the riddler worked something out. Surprise to me because... I didn't even know the two could get along. Money makes people do stupid things..." He stopped circling, and stood behind me.

"No matter what... you're not gonna win." I said, staring at the floor.

"Ohh, such a optimist..." He said from behind me. "Man, I think I love you." The penguin whispered in my ear. Then walked in front of me. I continued to stare at the floor.

"Then let. Me. Go." I said, menacingly. I still made no eye contact. Suddenly, I felt the penguin's tip of the umbrella touch my chin. He raised my head with his umbrella, and I looked at his cold eyes.

"Nice try but... no." He put the umbrella down, and stared at me. "What's your name?"

"Tell me yours, and I'll spit it out..." I said, as he sighed.

"Oswald Cobblepot... laugh and I'll feed you to the sharks."

"Ohh, I wouldn't dream of it." I smirked, and cocked my head to the side. Honestly, I was laughing internally... Haha, what kind of name is that!?

"Your turn..." He said.

"My name is... J is gonna whoop your ass." I chuckled, and the penguin took out a gun, placing it on my forehead. The cold metal sent shivers down my spine.

"I'll shoot... Your name." He said.

"Do it."

"Your name." He said again, as he cocked the gun. I actually felt like I was gonna die, so I stated my name. Real name... No. Criminal name...

"Kira." I said, and he lowered the gun, and took out a switch blade.

"Took a while... Luckily, I'm not patient." He said, as he cut my arm. I screamed out in pain. The penguin walked away, and two large men came towards me. One of the men untied me, while the other held me steady. I kicked the man who held me in the balls, and did a spinning kick to his head. He fell down, and I turned around to fight the other guy, until I was hit with a strong fist. I fell to the dirty floor, and everything went black.

A/N: Yay, another update. Do you guys like these songs I put in the story or no? I was just wondering... Oh, and I decided to use the 'Gotham' penguin, from the show, so yeah. The penguin down below ...

Until next time... See ya puddins! ;)