Pitch perfect barden Bellas group chat

pregnant?

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this has very little texting just character building

it had been a few weeks since  beca had been shit and in a coma. today way the day she was being discharged and was aloud to go home.

{group chat}

Chloe: guys I'm going to get beca and we will meet you at the court house

Amy: ill come with you

Chloe: kk what time do we need to be there?

Stacey: 12

Emily: is it cool if we go out after?

Chloe: yeah sounds cool i cant be assed to make anything

Emily: thanks mom

Chloe: no probs baby

Beca: Chloe I'm bored come to the hospital

Chloe: I'm on my way be patient babe

Emily: good luck in court moms

Beca: thanks em

Flo: who's going to court with Chloe and beca

Stacey: me

Jessica: me

Emily: cant got to spend some time with my real mom

Ashley: me

Lilly: cant make it I'm travelling through space today

Amy: uhh ok I'm obviously coming I'm not going to miss the chance to see the fucker who shot my vertically challenged friend and her girlfriend.

Beca: great way to put it Amy

Chloe: I'm here ill be with you in a second beca

Beca: its not a probs I'm just here with a whole in my stomach and a lot of stiches but that's cool ill just wait

Chloe: ok first of all you are healing and its not my fault you date crazy fuckers

Beca: first of all don't swear around my child and I'm dating you so its very true that i date crazy fuckers

Chloe: yeah so if you cheat on me ill kill you

Amy: kill her where, like in bed whilst you are doing it or what?

Emily: ewww

Chloe: yes that is where i would kill her half way through an orgasm

Beca: at least I'm dyeing doing the thing i love

Chloe: sex or me?

Beca: both

Emily: ok so its not ok to swear in front of me but talking about sex is fine??

Chloe: yes

Beca: don't worry cause if you ever think of swearing in front of us we will talk about sex for hours

Chloe: beca that's like child abuse

Emily: lol your not my real mom

Beca: i didn't raise you to be like this

Chloe: don't ever say that to your mother say sorry now!!

Emily: but

Chloe: no buts apologise now!!

Emily: sorry mom

Beca: lol fuck you

Chloe: i love you guys you know that?