Young Justice/DC x Reader Oneshots!

Robin x Reader x Kid Flash: Pick-Up Lines

Gotta love these dorks xD

WARNING, CRINGE-WORTHY MATERIAL AND SEXUAL IMPLICATIONS AHEAD, ENJOY!! XDD

PS: Here's the link to the fluff prompt from which this oneshot was inspired: http://smollmikey.tumblr.com/post/134597616053/fluffyblushy-sentence-starters

2nd person POV

"Hey, (Y/N), remember that time when you called me-"

"Hey (Y/N), Kid Mouth!"

"-? That pet name was so gushy, but also so cute."

Cackling his signature laugh as he walked in, Robin joined Wally and you in the kitchen, fetching one of the cookies M'Gann and you had cooked earlier along the way. "She really called you that once, KF?"

"She sure did!" Wally boasted, grinning proudly. Turning toward you, he added, "Right, (Y/N)?"

"Yup," you confirmed with a giggle, which only made Dick explode with laughter.

Wally gave him a disapproving look, crossing his arms. "Dude! You could at least show a bit of respect, you walked in on me charming her, y'know!"

"Pfft, right, I bet that was going anywhere." He rolled his eyes sarcastically before pointing out, "I'll have you know that she called me 'sweetie' once."

Wally's jaw dramatically dropped as he gaped at him in disbelief for a few moments. Afterwards, quickly looking from him to you, he stammered out, "S-She called me 'sweetie' too!!"

Another intruder strolled into the room, boasting proudly, "She called me sweetheart -"

"Shut up Roy!!"

With a disappointed pout, the archer fetched a cookie and moodily bit into it, disappearing into the living room. You watched him do so before giggling, turning back toward the two boys.

"Poor Roy, he's eating his emotions because of you guys. He wasn't even lying."

"Why do you call them 'sweetie'?" Wally childishly whined with a pout. " I'm totally better than them! Look, look, I'm the best at flirting." He cleared his throat importantly, while Robin and you stared expectantly, before confessing with a wink, "You're beautiful ."

You couldn't help but blush, despite the amount of times you had heard him say that darn sentence.

Although Robin kicked in, "And gorgeous ."

Wally glared over at him. "And amazing ."

Dick smirked, like if he were accepting the unspoken challenge. "And marvelous -"

"And stunning -"

As the two continued, you helplessly watched as their voices grew both in volume and passion. Although you had to admit you were flattered, this was ridiculous. Although you didn't bother stopping them, it was pretty amusing.

"And breathtaking -"

"And irresistible -"

"Okay, okay, I got it!" You cut them off rudely just as Wally had been about to make a comeback, earning a disappointed 'awww' from him. Grinning from ear to ear, you suggested, "What about pick-up lines?"

"Ooh, I know!" Robin smirked, resting his hands on his waist. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

While you couldn't help but burst out laughing, Wally droned, "Laaaaame! Watch the master do it, and learn." He leaned in toward you, and shot you a handsome grin. "Babe, did you just come out of the oven? 'Cause you're hot !"

"Okay, that was good, " you managed to admit between your breathless laughs. At this point, you had to hold your aching stomach.

Seeming disgruntled about the attention the other was receiving, Dick roughly pushed the redhead aside. With half-lidded eyes, he swiftly purred, "Is it destiny that we met?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Kid's voice called from behind the ravenhead.

"Do you want your mouth on my mouth!?"

All of you, jaws dropped, gawked over at Roy, who was leaning 'sexily' against the doorframe. An awkward silence fell over the room as both parties just stared at each other.

The male finally let out a defeated sigh, standing up straight. "Damnit. I'm out."

And back in the living room he went.

The three of you were quiet for a few more moments until finally, Wally spoke up.

Slamming his hands down on the kitchen counter, he determinately roared, "All right, I'm ending this!"

You were suddenly pushed against the wall and pinned beneath the speedster's chest. You let out a surprised squeak, but shut up quickly when you noticed the rather suggestive look he was giving you.

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? 'Cause I can practically see myself in them!"

Before you could even process what you had just heard, Robin took the redhead's place, his signature smirk plastered across his face.

"They say you're what you eat. Proves why I'm such a pussy !"

Okay, you just couldn't handle it anymore. Struggling to breath between your heaving laughter, you pushed both of them away. "Okay, okay guys, I've got one that beats both of yours."

Once you had regained your breath, you stood up straight, crossing your arms, with a smug expression.

"I'm gonna treat you like my homework; slam you down on my desk and do you all night."

Robin instantly got it, judging the way his eyes widened impressively before he just stared at you, his expression a mix of disbelief and horror. Wally, however, was simply confused, the poor guy.

"I... Don't get it? I mean... Why a comparison to homework? No one likes homework-"

"Kid Mouth, does anything get through that thick head of yours?" His best friend exasperatedly sighed, seeming done with life.

Giggling, you strolled out of the room, calling over your shoulder, "Have fun figuring it out, sweetie!"

It was only a few moments later that you heard the speedster gasp, "Oh my God (Y/N)!!"

Throwing yourself into another fit of laughter, you yelled back, "That's my name, don't wear it out~!"