PLEASE READ NOTE: I did this when my account was @FlappyBirdOfficial ! I did this for fun and entertainment as a friend asked me to do this. :) I wasn't expecting 41k+ reads! So thank you so much for this <3 And I will continue this story as you seem to like it :)
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Ding. Ding. Ding.
That was all I heard as I flew past the green pipes. The weather is quite splendid today. The sun shining, clouds passing as I flap my wings, the bushes and trees green as green bogies. I'm amazing at flying, and I'm going to be cocky and say- I'm a beautiful young bird.
Wait, I'm not a bird, I'm a guy.
Anyway, I get bored whilst flying, so I love to sing- because I'm an expertise.
"I'M FLYING IN THE AIR!" I sang loudly, while my wings twerked.
I was happy until I hit one of the green pipes, falling down. I screamed a high-pitched shrilly scream while flapping my wings, but I kept falling down and down.
Until I hit the floor and died.
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hi! i'm gonna explain the "i'm not a bird, i'm a guy" joke because some of y'all didn't get it 😂
here in the UK sometimes guys call girls "birds" just like "chicks". so what flappy meant was "i'm not a girl, i'm a guy". it's a very stupid joke because flappy actually is a bird (obviously) but he meant it in a different way.
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Humori wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE"...
