You all liking the new cover? I hate it. Hahaha I made it in a few minutes because the old one bugged me for some reason xD Anyways, chapter thriteen...
Thirteen
"What are you gonna do Flappy?" my lovely mother asked, her eyes weeping with fear.
"Uh, mom where have you been? I'm gonna fart of course!"
Her eyes lit up in confusion, but she pretened to know what I was on about. "Oh okay.."
I took a deep breath and tried to fart. But nope, nada, nought. Nothing happened! After fifteen minutes or so of trying, I finally stopped when my mother said, "Flappy, your face is going red! Stop trying to fart!"
I listened to her and slumped my shoulders, upset that I couldn't pop out a fart. I sat down with a duck face. "Why can't I fart?"
"Maybe you're going through puberty. That is the next stage of the bird family, ya know?"
I snapped my head to the familiar sound. It wasn't my mom who said that.. it was...
*gasp*
"FLOPPY!"
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YAAAY FLOPPY IS FINALLY BACK! I'VE MISSED FLOPPY, HAVE YOU? Sooo how was this chapter? Sorry it wasn't funny or anything I didn't know what to write but I just had the urge to update! :D I guess this is more of a filler chapter than anything serious ^-^
Question of the chapter: Do you remember Floppy?
Love you guys! Stay safe and take care my flappers! Bye bye! <3
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