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"BECAUSE I'M FLAPPY, FLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TWERKY WINGS, BECAUSE I'M FLAPPY, FLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE TWERKINESS IS IN THE PIPES."
I'm such a great singer. Like, look at me singing my newest song 'Flappy' while my wings twerked in the nights sky.
"Flappy!"
I whipped my head around and saw Floppy twerking her way over here. Oh flip. She totally died in the last game. How did she come back alive?
How did I come back alive?
Good question Flappy.
When Floppy made her way over here we started talking about chicken. So we flew to Flappandos, an awesome twerkestraunt.
We ate all night to the best chicken ever, then we danced with our feet cos our wings were too tired to twerk anymore.
When we twerked home after having a flapscious cake, we accidentally got stuck in one of the pipes holes'.
And then all of a sudden some weird Italian dude with a moustache birdnapped us. What a little ducker.
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Can you guess who the Italian dude is? *wink wink, nudge nudge* ;)
Thank you for the 1.2k reads! I done this for fun and entertainment, so I definitely wasn't expecting this. Thank you all so much. And for the votes and comments. You're all wonderful. <3
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