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Sixteen
I was casually laying on a swimming inflatable bed as it floated on the blue, twinkling sea. I had no idea where we was, but Floppy, my mother and I were enjoying ourselves being spoiled by the company of Barack Obama, llamas and funky cats.
Suddenly, I had a sudden urge to lick ice cream. So I reached my twerkible wing in the air and waved it like I just didn't care. A few seconds later, a llama-horse was by my side, asking for my order.
"One chocolate fudge cookie dough cream crumble cracker and cheese ice cream screwball, please," I ordered, before adding, "Also before you hand it to me can you ask Floppy to fart on it for me?"
Llama-horse nodded and I sent a small "thank you madaaaarm".
My life was absolutely amazing right now. I couldn't have asked for anything more. Barack Obama was just as predicted; a cool dude with shades the side of my mother's eyes. He was currently building a tree house with one of the space squirrels called Sandy.
Sandy seemed very familiar some how...
Once I got my freshly eggy farted ice cream, I scoffed it down and got tummy-freeze.
After I threw everything in my guts up onto Barack Obama and all his kitty's, a massive wave took us in and swallowed all of us up.
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