High key sad that none of the girls said happy birthday to Camila 🙁
*Private texts between Ally and Normani*
Allysin: I
Allysin: am
Allysin: scared
Allysin: shitless
NormaniK: why???
Allysin: I'm home alone and I heard a noise coming from downstairs
NormaniK: it's probably your imagination ally
Allysin: no I'm serious, there was a loud banging at my door
NormaniK: it's probably people selling bibles or something
Allysin: oh... maybe I should go buy one
NormaniK: ally you have enough bibles
Allysin: NO ONE CAN EVER HAVE ENOUGH BIBLES MANI
Allysin: omg mani, the banging is twice as loud now
Allysin: THESE ARE NOT HOLY PEOPLE I CAN FEEL IT
NormaniK: takes one to know one
Allysin: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES MANI, I COULD LITERALLY DIE
Allysin: WHAT IF THE PERSON KNOCKING ON THE DOOR IS A STALKER???
Allysin: or worse
Allysin: WHAT IF ITS DORITO BOY????
NormaniK: gross ally, don't even go there
NormaniK: just look through your window or something
Allysin: WHAT IF THEY SEE ME???
Allysin: IM VERY VULNERABLE NORMANI
Allysin: OH MY GOD ITS GETTING LOUDER
NormaniK: calm down ally, I'm on my way
Allysin: HURRY PLS
Allysin: also drive safe, I love you, and text me when you get here cause I get anxious if I don't know you are safe
NomaniK: *facepalm* okay mom love you
*twenty minutes later*
NormaniK: ally...
Allysin: WHAT???
NormaniK: open the door, YOUR GRANDMA has been knocking for over an hour
Allysin: god dammit I told that old bitch to get a phone
A/n: triple update though 😏
