DinahJ: *hits blunt* if Jesus is the lord for straight people, does that mean Allysus is the lord for the lgbt+ community?
Allysus: Allysus accepts all
Allysus: gays, bi's, trans, pans, dogs, raccoons, bears, Normani's you name it
NormaniK: ... why was I a specific person??? Am I now a serotype??
Allysus: no you're just too precious to me :')
Crybaby: ... I'm way too high to be jealous of that
DinahJ: lmao, I'm high asf right now guys
DinahJ: yo me too!!!!
DinahJ: .... oh wait
DinahJ: I just answered my own text lmao
LaurenJ: guys the weed Justin sold us has me feelings higher than Jesus
Allysus: DO NOT DISRESPECT THE LORD LIKE THAT LAUREN!
Allysus: THERE IS NO ONE HIGHER THAN HIM!
Canola: wait, does that mean Jesus is stoned too?????
Canola: WHAT IF JESUS IS ALWAYS STONED, WHICH IS WHY THERES THE EXPRESSION "higher than Jesus"
Canola: yo I just had and apiphanie
NormaniK: first of all its *epiphany, second of all, I don't think you're using that word properly mila
DinahJ: apiphanie
DinahJ: I learned a new word today
NormaniK: no Dinah that's not the right word
DinahJ: apiphanie
DinahJ: makes me sound smart and shit
NormaniK: *facepalm*
ArianaG: ... guys it took me 20 minutes to unlock my phone
NormaniK: you're high too?
ArianaG: higher than Jesus girllllll
Allysus: CAN Y'ALL STOP DISRESPECTING THE LORD???????
Crybaby: guys I have a question
LaurenJ: what is it melon
Crybaby: who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?
Canola:
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ArianaG: no but ask yourself this, if you crash a car on purpose, is it still an accident?
LaurenJ: yo bitch you just blew my mf mind 😩
DinahJ: if I eat a whole pound of nachos, does that make me 1 % nacho?
ArianaG: I don't know about all that, but I want some mf nachos right now
C&M: YO I WANT SOME TACO BELL RIGHT NOW!!
Canola: ...
Crybaby: ...
C&M: THIS IS WHY YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
LaurenJ: I actually want some raisin canes
DinahJ: I WANT BURGER KING
ArianaG: ... I actually want Taco Bell too
Allysus: y'all are too stoned to drive.
LaurenJ: no we're not wtf
Allysus: really? If someone can tell me what 20 + 5 is, I'll let y'all drive
Canola: 44
LaurenJ: shut up Camz
LaurenJ: that's obviously a trick question
LaurenJ: right?
LaurenJ: is the trick that there is no possible answer?
DinahJ: I'm going with chancho's answer, 44 just makes sense
ArianaG: nah, Lauren's smart so I'm siding with her
Crybaby: lmao it's 25
Allysus: ....
NormaniK: WAIT ARE YOU THAT TYPE OF STONER THAT GETS SMARTER WHEN THEYRE HIGH????
Crybaby: no I just own a calculator lmao lets go guys
Canola: YAY FOOD
NormaniK: don't get into an accident and die pls
ArianaG: technically not an accident if you crash on purpose
NormaniK: Ari stfu
ArianaG: well fuck you too then damn.
Allysus: I'll pray for y'all 🙏🏻
- Thirty minutes later -
LaurenJ: guys what does it mean if the car won't move?
Canola: I ALREADY TOLD YOU ITS PROBABLY BROKEN
ArianaG: or just tired, we should let it nap
Crybaby: lmao Dinah passed out in the backseat
LaurenJ: MANI, ALLY PLS HELP
Allysus: what is it, I'm trynna pray???
LaurenJ: the car won't move
NormaniK: well are the keys in the ignition?
C,A, L, M: ......
NormaniK: you're fucking kidding right?
Canola: I KNEW WE FORGOT SOMETHING LMAO
ArianaG: lol thanks you guys
Crybaby: LOVE YOUUUUU
Canola: aww I love you too!
NormaniK: Mila I don't think she was talking to you-
NormaniK:
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