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A/n: PLEASE READ: Alright guys, so this is my last chapter for this book; as you all may know 200 is the limit. I will be using chapter 200 to let you all know when the third book is posted; which will most likely be later on today. Love you guys! This book has been an amazing adventure, can't wait to see how y'all like the third one 💗

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Canola: your best go to pickup line go

Allysus: are you garbage? Cause I wanna take you out.

LaurenJ: LMAO SAME

Crybaby: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

Ally&Mani: sure 😏😏

Allysus: ....

Allysus: BACK OFF MANI

DinahJ: the only STD I have is sexual transmitted desire... for you

NormaniK: *internally screaming*

Canola: I CAN'T TELL WHETHER THAT WAS GOOD OR AWFUL

Canola: I guess it was... gawful

LaurenJ: I just cringed so fucking hard...

ArianaG: OKAY, OKAY I GOT ONE

Crybaby: let us hear it

ArianaG: you are beauty, you are grace, you should sit on my face.

KylieJ: I'd love to sit on your face 😏😏

Allysus: SINFUL, but so poetic

NormaniK: I agree that was poetic as fuck

Allysus: Lauren wishes she was that poetic

LaurenJ: FUCK YOU ALLY

Canola: okay, I got one

Canola: mani I need you for this one

NormaniK: I'm here bby

Canola: girl you got more leg than a bucket of chicken 😏

NormaniK: .... why thank you 😏

DinahJ: WAIT WHY DIDNT YOU USE ME FOR THAT PICKUP LINE? I HAVE NICE LEGS!!!

Allysus: me too!!

Canola: ally your legs are tiny as fuck. you have the legs of an actual live chicken.

Allysus: AFSHDJKFLF FUCK YOU

Allysus: YOU HAVE THE BOOBS OF A BOY.

NormaniK: everyone roasts Camila's boobs but I... I sadly like them ...

LaurenJ: LMAO YES SAME

LaurenJ: LIKE HER BOOBS MAY BE SMALL BUT I REALLY FUCKING LIKE THEM

Crybaby: just like ally's super small but I really like her 💗💗

Allysus: I can't tell whether that was disrespectful or cute ...

Allysus: I have never been so fucking indecisive

Allysus: now I know how Lauren feels on a daily basis.

LaurenJ: WHY DO YOU LIKE INSULTING ME?

LaurenJ: I AM A QUEEN AND I DESERVE THE WORLD

Canola: *I am Camila's queen and she gives me the world

NormaniK: *Normani is a queen and should have the world

DinahJ: *Dinah is a queen and she rules the world

NormaniK: *Dinah is not wrong

KylieJ: wtf did that just turn into?

Crybaby: you know at this point I don't really question wtf goes on this group chat anymore

Allysus: SAME THOUGH

Allysus: I THINK WE'RE SO WEIRD BUT ITS LIKE IF I WASN'T US, I'D BE JEALOUS OF US

DinahJ: that's exactly how I feel about myself

DinahJ: like if I wasn't me, I'd be so jealous of me.

DinahJ: or maybe I'd wanna fuck me...

DinahJ: wow I never considered that as an option till now

DinahJ: maybe I'd be jealous of me, while still wanting to fuck me

LaurenJ: Dinah what the fuck is wrong with you?

Crybaby: you're such a narcissistic asshole

Canola: we went from talking about pick up lines to Dinah talking about fucking herself. I really love how much we've grown over the past year.

ArianaG: speaking of pick up lines, babe, you haven't gave us a pick up line yet

KylieJ: everyone sit down for this one.

LaurenJ: *stands up because don't tell me what the fuck to do*

KylieJ: .... well alright then Lauren

KylieJ: ANYWAYS

KylieJ: they're called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing your fine ass 😏

DinahJ: WELL OKAY KYLIE

Allysus: I REALLY LIKED THAT ONE

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A/n: I CAN'T BELIEVE NORMANI'S FUCKING 21 agahdjdkl, TIME IS GOING BY TOO FAST IM SO FUCKING EMO RN

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