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- Allysus has added Perrie, LeighA, JadeT, JesyN to the chat. -

Allysus: reply to this if you're gay as fuck

JadeT: hi

LaurenJ: WHAT THE FUCK

LaurenJ: YOU'RE JADE THIRLWALL

Allysus: in all honesty I did not expect that to work

Perrie: WHO ARE YOU GIRLS AND WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS

N&D: hi my names Beyoncé

NormaniK: ... this is why I'm dating you.

LeighA: so... which one of you is Beyoncé?

Perrie: you dumb fuck, none of them are Beyoncé

JesyN: hey! we do not use that kind of language you fucking twats

JadeT: just saying that you're using that language while telling us not to use that language

Crybaby: LITTLE MIX IS HAVING A FULL CONVERSATION RIGHT IN FRONT OF US

KylieJ: sup perrie

Perrie: sup Kylie

ArianaG: YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER????

KylieJ: Perrie follows me on Instagram

Perrie: Kylie does not follow back.

Canola: HI I JUST WANT TO CONFIRM THAT JERRIE IS REAL

JadeT: ... who. The. Fuck. Told. You.

Canola: YOU DID JUST NOW

Perrie: for fucks sake jade.

Allysus: YO JESY

Allysus: SO I HEARD YOU'RE THE MOM OF THESE BITCHES

L,P,J: did she just call us bitches?

JesyN: YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT?

L,P,J: did you just let her call us bitches?

Allysus: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MOM OFF!

Canola: AHHHH YEAH

DinahJ: hey guys what's up

DinahJ: WHEN TF DID LITTLE MIX GET HERE

LaurenJ: SHUT UP DINAH ALLY AND JESY ARE HAVING A MOM OFF!

JesyN: my girls exercise everyday.

JadeT: ... well ...

JesyN: 2/3 of my girls exercise everyday.

Allysus: yeah? Well my girls stack three slices of pizza on top of each other and think it only counts as one!

Canola: ... well ...

Allysus: ^ except for Mila she eats four slices.

Crybaby: the body only thinks it's one Ally.

LaurenJ: *facepalm*

JesyN: my girls eat all organic food!

Allysus: my girls eat candy off the floor.

ArianaG: idk if we should be offended or

LeighA: god damn your moms cool!

NormaniK: damn right she is

JesyN: my girls NEVER get hurt when they're under my supervision.

Allysus: I once dared Dinah to jump off the roof for 2$

Perrie: WELL FUCK. OKAY THEN

JadeT: WHAT DID MOM TELL YOU ABOUT THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE

Perrie: you're screaming it all night long I don't see why it bothers you.

LeighA: MY SHIP

DinahJ: ^ I feel you on a spiritual type of level here.

JesyN: my girls always go to bed before 11

Allysus: Camila wakes us all up at four a.m wondering if the ocean is salty due to whale sperm.

JadeT: ... well is it?

DinahJ: mila and I like to think so.

JadeT: BABE IS THIS TRUE?

Perrie: no jade that doesn't even make sens- you know what? Yeah. Sure. If the pretty teenagers say so, then why not.

LaurenJ: ^ GIRL I LIKE YOU

NormaniK: hmmm I wonder why

ArianaG: ... me too why Lauren?

KylieJ: *facepalm*

Jesy&Ally: my girls are all dumb as fuck.

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