A/n: So I was reading the first book of this little series aka the first "twitter Dm's" one and I realized in chapter 40 (lol ironically), I mentioned that I fell in front of a rlly cute girl, that girl is now my girlfriend. Idk why I shared that with y'all but I just felt like it so yeah😹 it made me happy and shit 😹💗
Allysus: GIRRRLLLLSSSS
Allysus: EMERGENCY
Allysus: I REPEAT
Allysus: EMERGENCY
Canola: ALLY IT IS ONE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING MORNING AND I HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORROW YOU FUCKING CUNT
NormaniK: ally I need my beauty sleep
DinahJ: bitch you better be getting chased by a serial killer or something cause I stg if you woke me up for dumb shit imma kill you
LaurenJ: Dinah if she was being chased by a serial killer I don't think her first instinct would be to text us.
Canola: why not? Mine would be???
LaurenJ: *facepalm* this is why I need 8 hours of fucking sleep, I have a dumb ass girlfriend with equally dumb best friends.
Crybaby: ... and I thought I was cranky
NormaniK: lol ally wouldn't be able to out run a serial killer she has tiny legs
Allysus: GUYS FORGET THE SERIAL KILLER
Canola: yeah I know, Lauren how dare you call me dumb????
Canola: you want a smarter girlfriend? Date yourself.
LaurenJ: I wish
Canola: *GASPS IN GAY*
Crybaby: can you stop gasping in yourself
Canola: but I said gasps in gay not myself???
Canola: ...
Canola: wait
LaurenJ: you see? This is why I need 8 hours of sleep.
Allysus: CAN Y'ALL PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLS
DinahJ: sorry bby go ahead, tell us wtf you woke us all up for
Allysus: okay so I need to know, do you guys want blueberry or chocolate chip muffins when I go to Miami?
Crybaby: ...
Crybaby: YOU WOKE US UP FOR BLUEBERRY MUFFINS
Allysus: or chocolate chip, your choice
LaurenJ: ally do you know what's it like to deal with Dinah, Melanie, and Camila every day for like 16 hours of the day?
Allysus: ... no
LaurenJ: WELL ITS VERY FUCKING TIRING
LaurenJ: I HAVE MELANIE ALWAYS ASKING FOR FOOD, DINAH ALWAYS PULLING STUPID PRANKS ON ME, AND CAMILA ALWAYS ASKING FOR GOD DAMN KISSES EVERY THIRTY GOD DAMN SECONDS
LaurenJ: BY THE END OF THE DAY ALL I ASK FOR IS EIGHT FUCKING HOURS OF SLEEP OKAY
LaurenJ: BUT NO, YOU WAKE US UP FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS
Allysus: ... or blueberry muffins like I said, your choice.
LaurenJ: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE STUPID MUFFINS
Crybaby: ... you could've just turned off your phone and fell back asleep?
DinahJ: yeah Lo, no need to get all bitchy, gosh
Canola: ... you don't like my kisses?
LaurenJ: ...........
LaurenJ: ... I don't know if this makes me as dumb as you guys or if spending this much time with you guys is making me catch the stupid
Canola: ... you don't like my kisses?
DinahJ: "the stupid"
DinahJ: lol nah you're just dumb asf Lo
NormaniK: I love Lauren's rants idk why
Canola: ... you don't like my kisses?
LaurenJ: camzi I love your kisses but I don't think you know what space is
Canola: you Don't Like My Kisses?
Canola: is that enough space?
LaurenJ: *facepalm* yes Camz, that's enough space
Allysus: ... so blueberry or chocolate chip?
LaurenJ: ... chocolate chip
