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Canola: I AM AMAZING

DinahJ: oh god not this again

Crybaby: please don't start with this

Canola: YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY CLIT I AM A GOD

LaurenJ: that's my job

Allysin: and mine

LaurenJ: WHAT

Allysin: lmao you heard me bitch

LaurenJ: actually I didn't. I read it, didn't hear it.

NormaniK: WELL SHIT

Canola: I just want to clarify that I am amazing :')

KylieJ: no you're not

DinahJ: ^^^^

NormaniK: I have no idea what you guys are talking about

Canola: I SHALL TELL THE STORY ON WHY I AM AMAZING

LaurenJ: I can some it up in two words

LaurenJ: your tongue.

Canola: LERN STOP BEING HORNY FOR TEN SECONDS AND LET ME TELL MY STORY

LaurenJ: sorry, continue babes

Canola: OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ALL

NormaniK: I bet you twenty bucks that this story's gonna be dumb @ Ally

Allysin: dammit, I'm gonna lose

Canola: FUCK YOU GUYS

ArianaG: no wait, I'm curious, keep going Mila

Canola: thank you ARI.

Canola: so anyways, Dinah, Kylie, Melanie and I were playing call of duty zombies right?

Allysin: *hands mani 20$*

Canola: *ignores ally's comment*

Canola: SO WE WERE PLAYING AND GUESS HOW MANY KILLS I GOT

LaurenJ: 200??

LaurenJ: idk anything about that game but my brother usually gets 200

DinahJ: lmao your brother sucks

LaurenJ: well thanks

Canola: NO, I GOT 456 BITCHES!

LaurenJ: YOU KILLED THAT MANY ZOMBIES, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, LETS HAVE VICTORY SEX

Crybaby: you're only saying that cause you're horny, aren't you?

LaurenJ: lmao yes ma'am

KylieJ: 456 kills isn't shitttttttt

Crybaby: yeah we all got like 700+ and had to revive you like three million times

ArianaG: okay you're exaggerating

Crybaby: only a little that's the bad part

DinahJ: NO ITS TRUE WALZ SUCKS

Canola: NO I DONT

KylieJ: yes, you do

Canola: IM GETTING GOOD ADMIT IT

DinahJ: you're not getting good, you're getting average

LaurenJ: LMAO STORY OF MY LIFE

NormaniK: ^ can't relate because I'm perfect

Allysin: bitch shut yo ass up, I heard you fart during physics class then you tried to blame on the girl in back of you. You ain't slick

NormaniK: ALLY SHUT UP. EVERYONE FARTS

Allysin: WELL AT LEAST OWN UP TO IT THEN, DAMN

Canola: you know, I'm really trying to be proud of myself here and none of you are making me happy

Canola: except for lern, she always makes me happy

Canola: now, if you all excuse me, I'm gonna do something Melanie and Dinah can't. I'm gonna fuck my girlfriend

KylieJ: OH SHIT

NormaniK: WELL DAMN MILA

Allysin:

Crybaby: OKAY THAT ONE HURT WHAT THE FUCK

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Crybaby: OKAY THAT ONE HURT WHAT THE FUCK

DinahJ: JUST CAUSE WE'RE IN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO HURTFUL

Canola: you guys started it and I finished it, bitches.

KylieJ: lmao I can't relate, I can fuck mine whenever I want

Allysin: okay, so just to clarify you are confirming that kyriana is real?😏

ArianaG:

ArianaG:

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